Episode #08102

Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman. (05:46)

Tags:  interviews,  Charlize Theron,  movies,  kids,  supernatural,  literary references,  Maxim,  awards,  lookin' good,  sexual advances,  Jimmy,  penises,  men/women

Episode #08092

Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective. (05:25)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Vaxa,  Prescott Group,  weight/obesity,  dieting,  food,  gross-out,  Jimmy,  men/women,  marriage,  lookin' good,  health,  Sting,  birth control,  balls,  taints,  surgery,  sex,  injuries,  animals,  penises,  volcanoes

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  men/women,  Arizona,  dating,  sex,  pregnancy,  Republicans,  gross-out,  abortion,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  apologies,  vaginas,  menstrual cycle,  laws,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  balls,  penises,  Mozart,  under the desk,  cracks up,  mental health,  birth control,  partying,  music

Episode #08088

National Geographic premieres a show about people obsessed with the imminent collapse of civilization, which hasn't been covered on TV in over a year. (04:44)

Tags:  End of the World of the Week,  National Geographic,  TV,  doomsday,  guns,  apocalypse,  injuries,  American blankscape,  mongering,  hippies,  Jimmy,  murder,  photos,  balls,  Mexico,  national parks,  animals,  penises,  Ted Nugent,  Glenn Beck,  weapons,  mental health

Episode #08086

Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both Democrats and Republicans are fallopi-in it to win it. (04:53)

Tags:  men/women,  Ann Romney,  Mitt Romney,  Barack Obama,  controversies,  sexism,  health,  laws,  Republicans,  vaginas,  Democrats,  campaigns,  slogans,  breasts,  penises,  lookin' good,  under the desk,  Indecision,  celebrities,  crying,  voting,  cars/trucks,  fashion,  movies

Episode #08080

Unlike most things, the Peabody award for Colbert Super PAC segments isn't just about Stephen. (03:02)

Tags:  Peabody Awards,  Colbert Super PAC,  photos,  Trevor Potter,  Ham Rove,  food,  Supreme Court,  fundraising,  CNN,  Egypt,  Hosni Mubarak,  Colbert Nation,  the heroes,  vaginas,  penises,  poop & pee,  balls

Episode #08080

After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley. (04:15)

Tags:  Wilford Brimley,  weight/obesity,  lookin' good,  mascots,  food,  phone calls,  Stephen's products,  advertising,  breasts,  plastic surgery,  health,  Peabody Awards,  exercise,  movies,  aging,  penises,  mental health

Stephen's black friend advises him on how to not seem racist and appeal to black audiences. (03:49)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  P.K. Winsome,  Tim Meadows,  appearances,  Barack Obama,  collectibles,  shopping,  African American,  inaugurations,  Republicans,  Indecision 2008,  Indecision,  dancing,  music,  insurance,  Adolf Hitler,  racism,  protests,  charity,  TV,  nudity,  penises

Stephen's liberal nemesis attacks genetically modified foods, attends drum circles, and defends Mel Gibson's right to say terrible things. (04:18)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  David Cross,  appearances,  liberal,  Thanksgiving,  food,  genetics,  penises,  health,  gay/homosexual,  kids,  Mel Gibson,  religion,  Democrats

Episode #08070

Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes. (05:05)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  bacon,  men/women,  health,  cocaine,  menstrual cycle,  cracks up,  birth control,  drugs,  Prescott Group,  photos,  gross-out,  pregnancy,  balls,  animals,  abstinence,  music,  penises,  songs,  print media

Episode #08066

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors. (04:50)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NASCAR,  New Orleans Saints,  Danica Patrick,  bowling,  scandals,  football,  injuries,  lookin' good,  nudity,  money,  investigations,  sexism,  NFL,  mental health,  balls,  auto racing,  violence,  sports,  penises

Episode #08064

The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon. (05:12)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  birth control,  drugs,  religion,  Catholic,  controversies,  men/women,  safety,  health,  sex,  Rick Santorum,  photos,  mongering,  demonstrations,  under the desk,  kids,  coffee,  parenting,  smoking,  animals,  Elvis Presley,  music,  ethnic,  penises,  laws,  Today Show,  addiction

Episode #08061

Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel calls on Mitt Romney to end the Mormon practice of posthumously baptizing Jews. (05:10)

Tags:  Elie Wiesel,  Mormon,  Jewish,  religion,  controversies,  death,  protests,  Mitt Romney,  Anne Frank,  time travel,  Catholic,  Heaven,  flying,  interns,  circumcision,  simulations,  food,  under the desk,  The Inquisition,  penises

Episode #08049

Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich. (07:32)

Tags:  Maurice Sendak,  appearances,  on location,  books,  literary references,  kids,  Newt Gingrich,  gay/homosexual,  Vin Diesel,  money,  business,  sex,  penises,  asses,  nudity,  celebrities,  Jewish,  MILFs,  fans,  dreams,  murder,  pregnancy,  censorship,  movies

Episode #08049

During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen. (03:48)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  appearances,  left-wing,  Barack Obama,  secret Muslim,  senior citizens,  Thanksgiving,  citizenship,  audience interaction,  holidays,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  slavery,  prostitution,  kids,  security,  bestiality,  animals,  penises,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08043

Trevor Potter and Jon Stewart give new life to the Colbert Super PAC, and Stephen makes a major announcement. (07:36)

Tags:  Trevor Potter,  Jon Stewart,  appearances,  laws,  Colbert Super PAC,  South Carolina,  Colbert 2012,  money,  lawyers,  advertising,  business,  I Did It!,  Jimmy,  penises,  costumes,  campaigns,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Supreme Court,  balloons,  fundraising,  supernatural

Stephen supports the Christmas lifestyle, arrives late to Anderson Cooper's phallus party and announces his South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (03:34)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Herman Cain,  campaigns,  scandals,  holidays,  Rick Perry,  gay/homosexual,  animals,  penises,  Anderson Cooper,  laws,  Samuel L. Jackson,  Donald Trump,  advertising,  National Geographic,  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  Santa Claus,  Christmas,  Dick Harpootlian,  business,  civil rights

Episode #08036

After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise. (03:20)

Tags:  Megyn Kelly,  Fox News,  Mitt Romney,  Barack Obama,  Rick Perry,  Ron Paul,  Jimmy,  Sigmund Freud,  mental health,  parents,  breasts,  penises,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  polls,  Michele Bachmann,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Santorum

Episode #08034

Anderson Cooper nails Stephen for covering old news, so Stephen breaks a shocking story Anderson Cooper doesn't want you to know about. (04:14)

Tags:  Anderson Cooper,  CNN,  penises,  touch screen,  apologies,  conspiracies,  Denver,  media,  print media,  gravitas,  Jimmy,  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  partying,  photos,  fights,  Edward R. Murrow

Episode #08034

Managing Editor of CNN Worldwide Mark Whitaker discusses growing up in a biracial family at a time when interracial marriage was illegal in most states. (06:11)

Tags:  Mark Whitaker,  interviews,  interviews,  books,  CNN,  media,  ethnic,  family,  parents,  divorce,  growing up,  weight/obesity,  civil rights,  America,  history,  international affairs,  Europe,  money,  Middle East,  iPad,  Anderson Cooper,  penises