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The Word - Debt Panels

Episode #08096

One of the nation's largest medical debt collectors sneaks into hospitals to seize patients' money before treatment. (05:26)

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Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 27,392
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

Tip/Wag: Pheromone Parties & Arizona's "Pre-life" Laws

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

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Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 30,146
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

The Word - Gateway Hug

Episode #08088

Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex. (05:03)

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Aired: 04/18/2012 | Views: 30,342

Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility

Episode #08070

Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes. (05:05)

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Aired: 03/12/2012 | Views: 21,128

The Word - Surrender to a Buyer Power

Episode #08060

By using predictive analytics, Target doesn't just track when customers buy sheets, they know what customers are doing between the sheets. (06:05)

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Aired: 02/22/2012 | Views: 48,789

Sign Off - Colbert Nation Newborn

Episode #08056

Stephen congratulates The Colbert Report's Andro Buneta and his wife on the birth of their baby. (00:39)

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Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 8,525

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 1

Episode #08049

Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich. (07:32)

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Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 619,530

Intro - 1/11/12

Episode #08042

Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week. (00:35)

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Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 38,148

Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert

Episode #08033

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

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Aired: 12/12/2011 | Views: 59,051

Elderly Occupier Pepper Sprayed

Episode #08023

After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old. (03:57)

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Aired: 11/16/2011 | Views: 57,567

Tip/Wag - Gun Freedom & Healthcare Bartering

Episode #08013

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare. (03:18)

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Aired: 10/31/2011 | Views: 33,867

Sign Off - Formula 401 Rumors

Episode #08002

Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff. (00:52)

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Aired: 10/04/2011 | Views: 8,402

The Word - Labor Chains

Episode #07123

Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

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Aired: 09/28/2011 | Views: 31,677

Sign Off - Colbert Nation's Newest Members

Episode #07118

Stephen welcomes Colbert Nation's newest members and says goodnight. (00:57)

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Aired: 09/20/2011 | Views: 8,999

Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Paraphrase

Episode #07112

Controversy develops around the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and not just because the sculptor mistakenly made him white. (03:25)

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Aired: 09/07/2011 | Views: 26,561

Gloria Steinem

Episode #07106

Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do. (06:05)

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Aired: 08/11/2011 | Views: 37,593

Women's Health-Nazi Plan

Episode #07101

Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)

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Aired: 08/03/2011 | Views: 207,469

On Notice - Mike Huckabee

Episode #07033

Mike Huckabee is On Notice until he says something that will get him unwanted attention on The Colbert Report. (06:25)

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Aired: 03/07/2011 | Views: 46,926

Cheating Death - Ablibalify & Bing Bongavax

Episode #07025

A Frenchman sues a drug company for making him a gay sex addict, and clowns increase a woman's chance of conception. (06:51)

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Aired: 02/21/2011 | Views: 42,797

Intro - 11/29/10

Episode #06150

Stephen wants to convince married couples to breed, helps small business owners and gives Dan Savage a wedgie. (00:30)

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Aired: 11/29/2010 | Views: 42,044