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Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich. (07:32)
Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week. (00:35)
The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)
After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old. (03:57)
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare. (03:18)
Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff. (00:52)
Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)
Stephen welcomes Colbert Nation's newest members and says goodnight. (00:57)
Controversy develops around the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and not just because the sculptor mistakenly made him white. (03:25)
Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do. (06:05)
Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)
Mike Huckabee is On Notice until he says something that will get him unwanted attention on The Colbert Report. (06:25)
A Frenchman sues a drug company for making him a gay sex addict, and clowns increase a woman's chance of conception. (06:51)
Stephen wants to convince married couples to breed, helps small business owners and gives Dan Savage a wedgie. (00:30)
The International House of Pancakes sues the International House of Prayer, and the UK bans a pregnant nun ad for Antonio Federici ice cream. (03:42)
Akhil Amar says the big idea behind the 14th Amendment is that U.S. citizens are all born with equal rights. (08:48)
Baby Gap introduces skinny jeans for toddlers, Dick Cheney has no pulse, and plants can remember the things we do. (04:56)
Republicans and Democrats are like a husband and wife fighting over whether to have a health care bill baby. (03:09)
White President Bob McDonnell connects with the average American after Barack Obama offers a floundering pre-buttal. (08:35)
Lara Logan weighs in on Obama's complex plan in Afghanistan and explains why Osama bin Laden hasn't been captured. (06:41)