Episode #08102

Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman." (00:38)

Tags:  intro,  Donald Trump,  controversies,  food,  Egypt,  elections,  candidates,  cats & cats,  Charlize Theron,  movies,  Republicans,  Mitt Romney,  primaries,  Texas

Episode #08101

Wisconsin Republicans force primaries by running as Democrats, which is like calling a timeout in football, dressed up as the other team's coach. (03:20)

Tags:  Wisconsin,  primaries,  Scott Walker,  protests,  unions,  candidates,  Republicans,  Democrats,  accountability,  fake news,  discrimination,  government,  corruption,  elections,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  Wolf Blitzer,  photos,  young Stephen,  growing up,  organized crime,  dreams,  Stephen's friends

Episode #08091

Stephen's election night team covers five primaries with major consequences for the five GOP hopefuls. (02:11)

Tags:  Delaware,  on location,  primaries,  elections,  candidates,  Republicans,  Mitt Romney,  Donna Brazile,  Tony Perkins,  David Bowie,  Jimmy,  Indecision 2012,  The Daily Show,  pundits

Episode #08080

Republicans must unite behind Mitt Romney so they can plummet toward victor in November. (01:40)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  primaries,  Willie Geist,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  my mistake,  I Did It!,  Republicans,  media

Episode #08079

Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California. (03:58)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  lying,  California,  college,  print media,  primaries,  dogs,  Washington DC,  history,  San Francisco,  elitism,  patriotism,  doctors,  health,  Benjamin Franklin,  STDs,  gay/homosexual,  education,  America

Episode #08077

Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC. (07:04)

Tags:  Super Fun Pack,  Colbert Super PAC,  fundraising,  Wisconsin,  primaries,  Rick Santorum,  University of Texas,  challenges,  Mitt Romney,  money,  campaigns,  Texas,  print media,  college,  audience interaction,  under the desk,  Stephen's products,  Trevor Potter,  costumes,  Geraldo Rivera,  candidates,  facial hair,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  mail/e-mail,  Mormon,  tube socks,  Colbert Nation,  business

Episode #08073

Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico. (05:07)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  Newt Gingrich,  lying,  Puerto Rico,  primaries,  Mitt Romney,  Guam,  Republicans,  candidates,  Spanish,  Netherlands,  death,  Wisconsin,  Louisiana,  laws,  Twitter,  Indecision 2012,  wealth,  Latino,  international affairs

Episode #08072

Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves. (03:42)

Tags:  teleprompter,  Rick Santorum,  speeches,  primaries,  elections,  Mitt Romney,  the South,  Republicans,  Barack Obama,  Hillary Clinton,  ventriloquism,  Alabama,  books,  lookin' good,  Mississippi,  Newt Gingrich,  candidates,  campaigns,  Louisiana,  Indecision 2012,  nudity,  photos

Episode #08072

Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs. (03:50)

Tags:  Louisiana,  The Muppet Show,  Kermit the Frog,  appearances,  primaries,  Newt Gingrich,  movies,  Mitt Romney,  Republicans,  advertising,  Bill O'Reilly,  animals,  racism,  elections,  Republican National Convention,  Papa Bear,  candidates

Episode #08072

There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum. (02:47)

Tags:  Monkey on the Lam,  monkeys!,  Alabama,  local news team,  animals,  primaries,  Rick Santorum,  evolution,  religion,  voting,  poop & pee,  bears,  Bear Grylls,  movies,  safety,  mongering,  Jesus

Episode #08071

While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan. (03:41)

Tags:  the South,  Republicans,  primaries,  energy,  cars/trucks,  gas prices,  global warming,  alternative energy,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  speeches,  American Samoa,  Barack Obama,  environment,  under the desk,  science,  gardening,  education,  dogs,  Exxon,  the moon,  STDs,  mental health,  candidates,  campaigns,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08070

Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign. (03:30)

Tags:  primaries,  the South,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  impressions,  under the desk,  Jeff Foxworthy,  cracks up,  costumes,  blue collar,  Republicans,  Alabama,  Mississippi,  Richard Nixon,  Jimmy,  food,  lookin' good,  balls,  Ron Paul,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  Dukes of Hazzard

Episode #08070

Dave "Mudcat" Saunders explains the Southern culture of "fight, sing, drink, pray" and the Southern values of "God, guns and gays." (05:09)

Tags:  Dave Saunders,  appearances,  primaries,  blue collar,  the South,  Republicans,  South Carolina,  guns,  culture,  Mitt Romney,  under the desk,  food,  mental health,  Jimmy,  Richard Nixon,  Florida,  history,  80s,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  friends,  simulations,  gay/homosexual

Episode #08068

Stephen reveals the results of Super Tuesday, considers the pros of going to war with Iran and talks Mars with Willem Dafoe. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  Willem Dafoe,  wars,  Iran,  primaries,  Republicans,  Mars,  space,  oil,  movies,  birthdays,  junk food

Episode #08068

Now that Super Tuesday results are in, Stephen prepares to finally realize his long-standing love and support for Mitt Romney. (04:27)

Tags:  Countdown to Loving Mitt,  primaries,  Mitt Romney,  Sarah Palin,  iPad,  give it to me,  Rush Limbaugh,  Newt Gingrich,  Michael Stipe,  appearances,  Republicans,  bombs,  Rick Santorum,  animals,  sleep,  Florida,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08067

While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India. (05:41)

Tags:  partying,  blue collar,  under the desk,  cooking,  food,  Republicans,  primaries,  labor,  costumes,  Ohio,  Vladimir Putin,  India,  Russia,  international affairs,  elections,  ethnic,  Mitt Romney,  Indecision,  slogans,  Indecision 2012,  Mexican,  alcohol,  health,  vaginas,  Rick Santorum,  candidates,  Super Bowl,  STDs

Episode #08066

From a purely mathematical standpoint, conservatives will eventually yield to the inevitability of Mitt Romney after Super Tuesday. (02:29)

Tags:  Countdown to Loving Mitt,  Mitt Romney,  voting,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  primaries,  Idaho,  lookin' good,  conservative,  Jimmy,  marriage,  CNN

Episode #08065

As the countdown to Super Tuesday continues, Republicans consider Jeb Bush a possible last-ditch candidate. (02:21)

Tags:  Countdown to Loving Mitt,  Wyoming,  caucuses,  Mitt Romney,  Dick Cheney,  conservative,  Jeb Bush,  Star Wars,  primaries,  George W. Bush,  George H.W. Bush,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08064

Mitt Romney wins his home state of Michigan by a whopping 3.2%, causing Republicans to be even more Mittbivalent. (03:31)

Tags:  Countdown to Loving Mitt,  Michigan,  Arizona,  primaries,  Mitt Romney,  Bobby Jindal,  slogans,  Jimmy,  Total Recall,  cats & cats,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns

Episode #08062

Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity. (06:57)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Michigan,  Detroit,  primaries,  Florida,  NASCAR,  auto racing,  Jimmy,  Barack Obama,  environment,  food,  photos,  college,  education,  religion,  elitism,  photos,  God,  hot dogs,  atheist,  left-wing,  appearances,  labor,  science,  statistics,  costumes,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  speeches,  wealth