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ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

Tags:  ThreatDownviolencepolice businessNYPDAfrican Americanethnicprofilingracismstatisticsmen/womenspacetime travelBarack Obamagay/homosexualsame-sex marriageimpressionsexercisesexhealthscienceMatthew McConaugheylookin' goodanimalsmonkeys!gross-outzoosprisonoral sexassesinternational affairsChinaU.K.New York CityGeorge Clinton

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 33,072
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Michelle Alexander

Episode #08099

Civil rights lawyer Michelle Alexander discusses her book "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness." (05:17)

Tags:  Michelle Alexanderinterviewsbookscivil rightsethnicprofilingprisondiscriminationwar on drugsRonald ReaganstatisticsDavid Simonpovertydon't see colorAfrican AmericanlegalizationmarijuanaviolencelawsIslamicpolice businesscrimestereotypeshistory

Aired: 05/08/2012 | Views: 24,408
Watch FULL EPISODE May 8, 2012 — Guest: Michelle Alexander

Intro - 5/1/12

Episode #08095

Election advertising gets ugly, God sanctions cuts to the poor, and Carne Ross believes democracy is defective. (00:35)

Tags:  introethniccampaignsadvertisingAmericapovertygovernmentGodreligionCarne RossdemocracyAmerican IdolTSAbreastsplastic surgeryterrorismexplosionsbombslookin' goodprofiling

Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 35,589
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Concealing Weapons in Style

Episode #08094

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them. (03:53)

Tags:  gunsfashionSweetnessappearancesbusinesslawsunder the deskTim GunntaintsexercisesafetyphotosNew York Timesweaponsprofiling

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 23,710
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

The Word - Dressed to Kill

Episode #08074

Florida's Stand Your Ground law leads to the shooting death of teen Trayvon Martin, but top legal minds have other ideas about where to place blame. (06:00)

Tags:  The WordFloridagunsTrayvon MartinGeorge ZimmermanlawsviolencedeathfashionBarack ObamaprofilingRick SantorumGeraldo RiveraNewt GingrichethnicAfrican AmericancandidatesracismstereotypessafetyFox NewsTyler Perrymongeringlobbyistsaccountability

Aired: 03/26/2012 | Views: 91,561

Alabama's Migrant Workers

Episode #08011

Alabama tries to free up farm jobs for Americans by strengthening immigration laws, but there's a small hiccup in the plan. (06:00)

Tags:  AlabamafarmingimmigrationHispanicMexicanlaborprofilinglawsethnicI Called It!stereotypesJimmypolice businessprisoncrimeCongressGeorgiaRepublicansbaconthe Southtrials/hearingsBiblefoodunemploymentSpanish

Aired: 10/26/2011 | Views: 87,303

Norwegian Muslish Gunman's Islam-Esque Atrocity

Episode #07095

Just because Norway's confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian-born, anti-Muslim crusader doesn't mean he's not a swarthy, ululating madman. (05:09)

Tags:  NorwayterrorismmurderprofilingAnders BreivikviolenceChristianAl QaedaWall Street Journalmediaprint mediaJimmytruthinessIslamicAsianJennifer RubinRupert MurdochscandalsapologiesHarry Potterthe heroesstereotypesmongering

Aired: 07/25/2011 | Views: 478,028

Talib Kweli

Episode #07081

Talib Kweli thinks his conscious rapper label is a limitation and a compliment. (04:00)

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Aired: 06/22/2011 | Views: 18,023

The Word - Hear No Evil

Episode #07073

Rand Paul's approach to identifying terrorists is perfectly consistent with his libertarian constitutional ideals. (04:45)

Tags:  The WordRand PaulKentuckyKaty Perrywar on terrorterrorismprofilingdon't see colorextremismgunsweaponsfreedom of speechphotosJimmy

Aired: 06/07/2011 | Views: 49,107

Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers

Episode #07041

New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat. (05:14)

Tags:  Tip/WagNew HampshireSouth Dakotasmokingtaxesalcoholsloganshealthlawsabortionmen/womengunsUmar Farouk Abdul MutallabterrorismDetroitflyingmoneyprofilingtravel

Aired: 03/28/2011 | Views: 34,450

Current Events - Oklahoma Grandma, Dazer Laser & Bears

Episode #06101

Police tase an 86-year-old grandma, twice; the Dazer Laser temporarily blinds suspects; and an Alaskan officer makes a bear breakdance. (05:04)

Tags:  Current EventstasersOklahomasenior citizenspolice businesslawsuitsweaponsvisually impairedbearsAlaskaprofilingJimmyphotos

Aired: 08/11/2010 | Views: 35,567

Cold War Update - North Korea & Russian Spies

Episode #06086

North Korea demands reparations from the US, and the FBI arrests 10 Russian spies raising families in the suburbs. (05:08)

Tags:  Cold War Update80sNorth KoreaKim Jong-ildictatorsanniversariesKorean WarwarsmoneyphotosRussiaJimmyspyingFBIprofilinginternsparentskidsfamilyinternational affairshousing

Aired: 06/30/2010 | Views: 64,661

The Word - Docu-Drama

Episode #06057

If you show the police your ID, they'll stamp your hand that proves you're here legally and allows you to drink free on ladies' night. (05:44)

Tags:  The WordEsteban ColbertoArizonaJan BrewerimmigrationprofilingHispanicpolice businesscivil rights

Aired: 04/26/2010 | Views: 69,035

The Word - No Problemo

Episode #06055

Harassing Latinos with racial profiling isn't an inevitable side effect of Arizona's anti-immigration law -- it's the entire point. (05:28)

Tags:  The WordimmigrationlawsArizonacivil rightsprofilingHispaniceconomy

Aired: 04/21/2010 | Views: 201,317

The Word - Ideal or No Deal

Episode #06002

Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy. (03:41)

Tags:  The WordterrorismAl QaedasecuritypunditsprofilingflyingstereotypesUmar Farouk Abdul Mutallab

Aired: 01/05/2010 | Views: 49,921

White House Beer Summit

Episode #05103

Barack Obama, Henry Louis Gates Jr. and James Crowley insist on three different brands of foreign beer for their White House meeting. (02:49)

Tags:  Barack ObamaHenry Louis Gates Jr.White HousealcoholracismprofilingJim CrowleyAlabama

Aired: 07/30/2009 | Views: 12,788

The Word - He Who Smelt It, Dealt It

Episode #05102

Racism is nothing more than an unpleasant nuisance that is best to ignore, like a fart. (06:51)

Tags:  The Worddon't see colorBarack ObamaracismHenry Louis Gates Jr.profilingcontroversiespolice businessalcoholphotosGlenn BeckBill O'ReillyPapa Beardiscriminationpoop & peestereotypeslookin' goodJim Crowley

Aired: 07/29/2009 | Views: 36,908

President Obama's Teachable Moment

Episode #05101

Obama's teaching: if you arrest a black man under questionable circumstances, you get to have a beer with the president. (02:11)

Tags:  profilingracismBarack ObamaHenry Louis Gates Jr.alcoholpolice businessHurricane KatrinastereotypesJim CrowleyGeorge W. Bush

Aired: 07/28/2009 | Views: 8,355

ThreatDown - Henry Louis Gates Jr., Bill Gates & Wilford Brimley

Episode #05099

Henry Louis Gates Jr. commits the perfect crime, Bill Gates tries to control the weather, and Wilford Brimley has too much free time. (05:59)

Tags:  Henry Louis Gates Jr.ThreatDownSenatesecurityweaponsflyingcrimeprofilingBarack ObamaBill GatesweatherhurricanesWilford BrimleyadvertisingunemploymentiPhonephone callsJimmymilitaryhistorycollectiblesslogansgay/homosexualfacial hairNooo!

Aired: 07/23/2009 | Views: 34,689

Joe Arpaio

Episode #05052

Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration. (07:00)

Tags:  Joe Arpaiointerviewsbooksimmigrationlawscrimeprofilingprisonpolice businessprotests

Aired: 04/20/2009 | Views: 10,310