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Stephen Colbert's Free Americone Dream Day

Episode #08056

Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream. (04:43)

Tags:  Valentine's DayholidaysAmericone DreamBen & Jerry'sJimmy Fallonmail/e-mailColbert Nationassesweight/obesityfightscompetitionsfriendsfooddeathanimalsappearancescryingpukingunder the deskadvertisingpoop & pee

Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 23,041

Colbert Super PAC Ad - Double Negative

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow believes that we all deserve a clean campaign. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACNewt GingrichIndecisionIndecision 2012primariescandidatesvotingadvertisingRepublicansdoomsdayexplosionspukingMitt Romney

Aired: 01/18/2012 | Views: 43,112

Colbert Super PAC - Civility Ad & Stephen's South Carolina Rally

Episode #08046

Jon Stewart's Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC releases an ad pleading for civility, and Stephen announces his rally with Herman Cain. (02:49)

Tags:  South Cain-olina Primary RallyColbert Super PACJon StewartHerman CainColbert 2012advertisingralliesSouth CarolinaprimariesexplosionspukingfoodRally to Restore SanityballscandidatesRepublicansIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/18/2012 | Views: 42,338

A Look Back - February 2011

Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsHosni MubarakEgyptAbraham LincolnRichard BransonnudityRick SantorumGoogleRonald Reagangay/homosexualWisconsinAfghanistanheroinpolice businessMike HuckabeeColbert BumpportraitJon StewartJimmy FallonBen & Jerry'ssexgardeningSTDssenior citizenspukingeconomyrallies

Aired: 12/19/2011 | Views: 48,295

Tip/Wag - Tea Party Nation Pledge & Spirit Airlines' Ad Revenue

Episode #08008

The Tea Party Nation asks its members to pledge not to hire employees, and Spirit Airlines turns jets into flying billboards. (04:05)

Tags:  Tip/WagTea PartyeconomybusinessunemploymentpatriotismwealthflyingadvertisingBarack ObamaHerman CainpollsIndecisionIndecision 2012electionscandidatespukingfoodsecuritygunsgay/homosexualasses

Aired: 10/20/2011 | Views: 28,479

The Word - Look Out for the Little Guy

Episode #08005

If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them. (5:21)

Tags:  The Wordlittle peopleunemploymentFloridaRitch WorkmaneconomymoneygovernmentlawssafetyrodeosLord of the RingsPeter DinklagepukingObama administrationRepublicansinjuriessportsdoctorshealthmental healthlaborphotosSpanishkidsfoodpersistent vegetative statealcohol

Aired: 10/17/2011 | Views: 28,135

On Topic - Political Parties - The Tea Party

The Tea Party shouldnt have to compromise, because anger is always the best way to solve problems. (04:00)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsTea PartypukingRepublicanskidstaxesChris MatthewsRand PaulBrendan SteinhauserChristine O'DonnellmasturbationCarl PaladinoTechnical DifficultiesbooksRoss DouthatDoris Kearns GoodwinracismAmy KremerBarack ObamaDavid LeonhardtJohn McCainLord of the Rings

Aired: 10/10/2011 | Views: 34,453

Chris Christie 2012

Episode #08002

Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy reaches the theoretical quantum state first postulated by Heisenberg in 1927. (04:22)

Tags:  Chris ChristieMitt RomneyRick SantorumcandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012electionsmediaspeechesfoodpukingsciencephotosiPhonecats & catsdeathmental healthdrugs

Aired: 10/04/2011 | Views: 33,909

Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date

Episode #07122

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date. (06:43)

Tags:  Rick PerrydebatesspeechespoetryGeorge H.W. BushBrit Humepukingpoop & peegross-outRick SantorumGeorge W. BushBushismsJimmymonkeys!Mitt RomneycandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012campaignsmental healthcracks upSouth CarolinaprimariesArizonaFloridasenior citizensJan BrewermoneyassespollsbusinessflagsvotingHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/27/2011 | Views: 43,320

Tip/Wag - Evangelical Scientists & Rick Santorum

Episode #07109

Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)

Tags:  Tip/WagAdam and EveBibleJesusRick SantorumRepublicansaccountabilityChristiansciencegeneticssexreligionmarriagesame-sex marriagegay/homosexualmen/womenTen Commandmentssexual advancesGodsnakesbestialityJames CarvilleHappy Dayscracks updogspukingGooglethe heroes

Aired: 08/17/2011 | Views: 31,503

ThreatDown - Moo Shu Man-Milk, Centenarians & Robo-Slackers

Episode #07079

Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle. (05:05)

Tags:  ThreatDownChinasciencefoodtechnologyanimalsbreastspukingkidssenior citizenshuntingrobotsphotosinventionsgross-outparentsnerd alert

Aired: 06/20/2011 | Views: 22,737

On Topic - The Continents - Asia

Stephen explores Asia, talks to Ghandi and points out that a woman's knuckles are basically finger boobs. (04:04)

Tags:  On Topicmashupsexclusivesdictatorsearthquakeseconomyinternational affairslaborpollutionpukingvolcanoesJapanChinaIndiaPalauNorth KoreaSouth KoreaQatarIran

Aired: 05/23/2011 | Views: 75,469

The Word - Buy and Cellulite

Episode #07051

Unilever creates armpit insecurity among women so it can make money selling the solution. (06:05)

Tags:  The Wordappearancesmen/womenmoneyshoppingeconomybusinessadvertisinglookin' goodpukingBen & Jerry'sAmericone Dreamjunk foodsexismsportsJimmymodelingmental healthdemonstrations

Aired: 04/13/2011 | Views: 74,350

The Word - New Country for Old Men

Episode #07030

The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America. (04:38)

Tags:  The WordAmericawealthpovertyunionsmoneyeconomylaborJohn Edwardsinternational affairsgovernmentpukinggross-outmovieswork/officeoutsourcing

Aired: 03/01/2011 | Views: 87,593

PETA Criticizes Joe Biden

Episode #06115

Vice President Joe Biden handed out hot dogs to America's returning troops, not meat. (02:34)

Tags:  PETAhot dogsJoe Bidenjunk foodanimalstroopsvegetarianspukingdancingcostumeskittens

Aired: 09/14/2010 | Views: 40,034

Stephen Is Sick

Episode #06088

Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket. (01:23)

Tags:  healthsenior citizensadvertisingpukingJimmymusicfireside

Aired: 07/05/2010 | Views: 45,814

Unemployment Benefits - Paul Krugman

Episode #06088

Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs. (07:23)

Tags:  Paul KrugmaninterviewsunemploymentRepublicansfilibustersDemocratsinsurancepukingdebtmoneyeconomyGreat DepressionhistorygovernmentEuropefiresidehealth

Aired: 07/05/2010 | Views: 41,384

Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 3

Episode #06083

Before Stephen can land the space shuttle, he needs to know how to fly it in five words or less. (05:33)

Tags:  Fallback Positionon locationNASAspaceastronautsflyingSkyMallsleeppukingwork/officetechnologyIn the Field

Aired: 06/24/2010 | Views: 26,760

Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard - Gored Bullfighter

Episode #06070

Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth. (02:52)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardSpainbullfightingJimmysportspukinggross-outviolenceinjuriesanimals

Aired: 06/02/2010 | Views: 152,843

Sign Off - Remember to Wear Green

Episode #

Don't forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day -- it really helps hides the vomit. (00:12)

Tags:  sign offSt. Patrick's Dayholidayspuking

Aired: 03/16/2010 | Views: 10,210