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Episode #08056
Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream. (04:43)
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow believes that we all deserve a clean campaign. (01:00)
Episode #08046
Jon Stewart's Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC releases an ad pleading for civility, and Stephen announces his rally with Herman Cain. (02:49)
Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)
Episode #08008
The Tea Party Nation asks its members to pledge not to hire employees, and Spirit Airlines turns jets into flying billboards. (04:05)
Episode #08005
If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them. (5:21)
The Tea Party shouldnt have to compromise, because anger is always the best way to solve problems. (04:00)
Episode #08002
Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy reaches the theoretical quantum state first postulated by Heisenberg in 1927. (04:22)
Episode #07122
Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date. (06:43)
Episode #07109
Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)
Episode #07079
Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle. (05:05)
Stephen explores Asia, talks to Ghandi and points out that a woman's knuckles are basically finger boobs. (04:04)
Episode #07051
Unilever creates armpit insecurity among women so it can make money selling the solution. (06:05)
Episode #07030
The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America. (04:38)
Episode #06115
Vice President Joe Biden handed out hot dogs to America's returning troops, not meat. (02:34)
Episode #06088
Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket. (01:23)
Episode #06088
Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs. (07:23)
Episode #06083
Before Stephen can land the space shuttle, he needs to know how to fly it in five words or less. (05:33)
Episode #06070
Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth. (02:52)
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Don't forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day -- it really helps hides the vomit. (00:12)