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Intro - 1/11/12

Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week. (00:35)

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Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 38,020

Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week

A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo. (03:57)

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Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 25,469

Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Johnson explores the team dynamics involved in NASCAR racing and discusses the inspiration behind his Wii game. (05:07)

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Aired: 12/05/2011 | Views: 16,289

Yahweh or No Way - Altered Catholic Mass, Papal Seat Belt & Offensive Vodka Ad

The Catholic Church revises the liturgy, Pope Benedict XVI gets caught riding the Popemobile without a seat belt, and a vodka ad offends Jews and Christians alike. (06:48)

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Aired: 11/29/2011 | Views: 76,030

Occupy Wall Street Decamped

New York City's mayor, Michael Bloomberg, orders the evacuation of Zuccotti Park, citing potential health and safety risks. (03:40)

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Aired: 11/15/2011 | Views: 119,068

Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under Siege

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

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Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 40,640

Indecision 2012 - Job-Killing EPA

The Republican presidential candidates all agree on one thing: they want to end the EPA's job-murdering environmental regulations. (02:30)

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Aired: 10/19/2011 | Views: 26,864

Indecision 2012 - Job-Killing EPA - Carol Browner

Former EPA administrator Carol Browner explains why clean air and water are good for America's economy. (03:29)

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Aired: 10/19/2011 | Views: 19,738

The Word - Look Out for the Little Guy

If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them. (5:21)

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Aired: 10/17/2011 | Views: 27,300

On Topic - Political Parties - The Libertarian Party

Stephen doesn't want the government to stop Ron Paul from shooting at floods. (03:57)

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Aired: 10/10/2011 | Views: 39,320

Sign Off - Formula 401 Rumors

Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff. (00:52)

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Aired: 10/04/2011 | Views: 8,197

Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with Radiohead

Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band. (05:25)

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Aired: 09/26/2011 | Views: 19,252

The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand

Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure. (04:54)

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Aired: 09/26/2011 | Views: 19,966

Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago. (04:22)

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Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 60,428

Daniel Yergin

Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil. (05:54)

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Aired: 09/21/2011 | Views: 16,227

FEMA's Waffle House Index

Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu. (03:53)

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Aired: 09/15/2011 | Views: 26,587

On Topic - Technology - Mobile Devices

Stephen fears the dangers of cell phones, but he can't get by without all the apps, calls and tweets. (03:59)

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Aired: 07/04/2011 | Views: 38,974

4th of July Under Attack - Fireworks Cancelled

In an attack against the shabby, cash-only roadside shacks that make America great, Texas cancels Fourth of July fireworks shows. (04:26)

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Aired: 06/29/2011 | Views: 57,454

Harmful Cell Phones

Stephen finds a way to talk to Nana on his cell phone without absorbing harmful cancer rays. (03:33)

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Aired: 06/01/2011 | Views: 25,690

Rex Ryan

It would take real courage for Rex Ryan to announce that the New York Jets will be the first team to play touch football. (06:03)

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Aired: 05/03/2011 | Views: 28,133