Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  men/women,  religion,  marriage,  laws,  evolution,  monkeys!,  restaurants,  Bible,  God,  Jesus,  Adam and Eve,  sex,  discrimination,  Robert Jeffress

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  violence,  police business,  NYPD,  African American,  ethnic,  profiling,  racism,  statistics,  men/women,  space,  time travel,  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  impressions,  exercise,  sex,  health,  science,  Matthew McConaughey,  lookin' good,  animals,  monkeys!,  gross-out,  zoos,  prison,  oral sex,  asses,  international affairs,  China,  U.K.,  New York City,  George Clinton

Episode #08100

Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality. (04:38)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  North Carolina,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  marriage,  family,  civil rights,  laws,  men/women,  discrimination,  Good Morning America,  Democratic National Convention,  sex,  conservative,  crying,  stereotypes,  Tad,  Paul Dinello,  appearances,  under the desk,  Monica Lewinsky,  Jimmy

Episode #08100

Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour discusses The Met's Costume Institute exhibit "Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations." (06:22)

Tags:  Anna Wintour,  interviews,  museums,  culture,  art,  fashion,  history,  lookin' good,  Vogue,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  Tad,  lookin' good,  feminism,  civil rights,  sexual advances,  movies

Episode #08098

Vice President Joe Biden says he is comfortable with same-sex marriage and credits sitcoms like "Will and Grace" for teaching tolerance. (01:52)

Tags:  Joe Biden,  gay/homosexual,  laws,  same-sex marriage,  civil rights,  Will and Grace,  men/women,  marriage,  Meet the Press,  Obama administration,  TV,  Seattle,  Barack Obama,  socialism,  discrimination

Episode #08098

Eric McCormack and Stephen rehearse "Pussy Hound," a heterosexual sitcom about two straight guys named Will and Grayson. (06:46)

Tags:  Eric McCormack,  appearances,  gay/homosexual,  performances,  TV,  Joe Biden,  Will and Grace,  same-sex marriage,  discrimination,  sex,  marriage,  men/women,  high five,  under the desk,  mental health,  theme songs,  crying,  breaking up,  friends,  morality,  celebrities,  Broadway,  animals,  culture,  simulations

Episode #08094

Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it. (04:45)

Tags:  The Word,  gay/homosexual,  controversies,  education,  Missouri,  laws,  school,  kids,  growing up,  Republicans,  discrimination,  civil rights,  bestiality,  Neil Patrick Harris,  Craigslist,  sexual advances,  polls,  TV,  censorship,  same-sex marriage,  marriage

Episode #08078

Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance. (05:29)

Tags:  Gary Johnson,  interviews,  legalization,  marijuana,  friend of the show,  Libertarians,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans,  conservative,  marriage,  same-sex marriage,  civil rights,  Middle East,  New Mexico,  Ron Paul,  Las Vegas,  polls

Episode #08057

A Seattle woman saves a building by marrying it, and the National Transportation Safety Board rejects Americans' constitutional right to tear down the highway while texting. (04:26)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Seattle,  marriage,  protests,  same-sex marriage,  gay/homosexual,  college,  cell phones,  friends,  laws,  government,  transportation,  cars/trucks,  technology,  Stephen's products,  under the desk,  insects,  photos,  Constitution,  Stephen's friends,  dogs,  inventions

A half-Hispanic Spider-Man steals an American superhero job, and Colbert Super PAC launches its air power for Rick Parry with an "A" in Iowa. (07:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  guns,  Twitter,  economy,  men/women,  sex,  birth control,  baseball,  Rick Perry,  doomsday,  global warming,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Huntsman,  Mormon,  Barack Obama,  marijuana,  Colbert Super PAC,  Emmy Awards,  Frank Luntz,  space,  astronauts,  South Carolina,  religion,  Rick Santorum,  same-sex marriage,  Vladimir Putin,  Anderson Cooper,  poop & pee,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  SpongeBob Squarepants,  immigration,  New York Post,  ABC5/WOI,  dental,  death,  candidates

Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  government,  Glenn Beck,  Fox News,  James Franco,  Hugo Vickers,  British,  Marilyn Monroe,  Jon Kyl,  Twitter,  gay/homosexual,  Morgan Spurlock,  Jesus,  Bible,  Donald Trump,  African American,  masturbation,  Ron Paul,  Charles Manson,  global warming,  CNN,  gardening,  culture,  Formula 401,  Ice-T,  Joe Scarborough,  same-sex marriage,  parenting,  marijuana,  Easter,  Jeff Greenfield

Episode #08033

The dictionary might have a liberal bias, an international food crisis arises, and Samuel L. Jackson plays Martin Luther King Jr. on Broadway. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  books,  liberal,  conspiracies,  Ronald Reagan,  international affairs,  food,  Samuel L. Jackson,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  theater,  Broadway,  Spider-Man,  Newt Gingrich,  same-sex marriage,  marriage,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  discrimination,  gay/homosexual,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08010

Ben & Jerry's endorses Occupy Wall Street, and Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to reclaim its place atop Ice Cream Mountain. (04:28)

Tags:  Ben & Jerry's,  rage,  Americone Dream,  Colbert Nation,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  Jimmy Fallon,  competitions,  protests,  socialism,  business,  Goldman Sachs,  advertising,  left-wing,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  food,  mental health,  under the desk,  weight/obesity,  lookin' good,  Colbert Nation,  Halloween,  charity,  asses,  fights,  masturbation

Episode #07109

Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Adam and Eve,  Bible,  Jesus,  Rick Santorum,  Republicans,  accountability,  Christian,  science,  genetics,  sex,  religion,  marriage,  same-sex marriage,  gay/homosexual,  men/women,  Ten Commandments,  sexual advances,  God,  snakes,  bestiality,  James Carville,  Happy Days,  cracks up,  dogs,  puking,  Google,  the heroes

Episode #07095

New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring." (03:10)

Tags:  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  New York,  New York City,  senior citizens,  costumes,  food,  cars/trucks,  firefighters,  lookin' good,  the heroes,  Y2K,  growing up

Episode #07088

Michele Bachmann responds to public backlash against the Family Leader pledge's insensitive slavery reference with a sensitive slavery reference. (05:40)

Tags:  Republicans,  conservative,  right-wing,  Christian,  family,  Bob Vander Plaats,  demonstrations,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  Michele Bachmann,  slavery,  African American,  kids,  parents,  gay/homosexual,  marriage,  same-sex marriage,  controversies,  discrimination,  S&M,  sex,  food,  taxes,  technology,  dogs,  Indecision

Episode #07088

A therapist at Dr. Marcus Bachmann's Christian counseling firm recommends taking a straight accountability buddy to a same-sex wedding. (04:14)

Tags:  Marcus Bachmann,  Michele Bachmann,  gay/homosexual,  candidates,  Tad,  Republicans,  family,  media,  Christian,  religion,  breasts,  penises,  same-sex marriage,  Paul Dinello,  friends,  appearances,  under the desk,  mental health,  Indecision 2012,  Dan Savage

Episode #07088

Dan Savage thinks monogamy shouldn't be the ultimate defining characteristic of a successful marriage because fooling around can sometimes save a marriage. (06:11)

Tags:  Dan Savage,  interviews,  Tad,  Paul Dinello,  friends,  appearances,  gay/homosexual,  under the desk,  marriage,  adultery,  sex,  same-sex marriage,  cracks up,  men/women,  conservative,  culture

Episode #07087

To promote fracking, Talisman Energy releases Talisman Terry the Frackosaurus, the funnest energy extraction-based character since Mountaintop Mining Manny. (05:34)

Tags:  Andrew Cuomo,  same-sex marriage,  gay/homosexual,  energy,  Pennsylvania,  kids,  health,  environment,  New York,  laws,  dinosaurs,  comics,  Address the Mess,  death,  mental health,  hot dogs

Episode #07083

New York State legalizes gay marriage despite Bill O'Reilly warnings about interspecies romance. (03:53)

Tags:  New York City,  gay/homosexual,  marriage,  same-sex marriage,  legalization,  animals,  Fox News,  Bill O'Reilly,  crying,  Papa Bear,  New York,  laws,  family,  bestiality,  photos,  mongering,  surgery,  Andrew Cuomo