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A half-Hispanic Spider-Man steals an American superhero job, and Colbert Super PAC launches its air power for Rick Parry with an "A" in Iowa. (07:33)
Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)
The dictionary might have a liberal bias, an international food crisis arises, and Samuel L. Jackson plays Martin Luther King Jr. on Broadway. (00:36)
Ben & Jerry's endorses Occupy Wall Street, and Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to reclaim its place atop Ice Cream Mountain. (04:28)
Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)
New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring." (03:10)
Michele Bachmann responds to public backlash against the Family Leader pledge's insensitive slavery reference with a sensitive slavery reference. (05:40)
A therapist at Dr. Marcus Bachmann's Christian counseling firm recommends taking a straight accountability buddy to a same-sex wedding. (04:14)
Dan Savage thinks monogamy shouldn't be the ultimate defining characteristic of a successful marriage because fooling around can sometimes save a marriage. (06:11)
To promote fracking, Talisman Energy releases Talisman Terry the Frackosaurus, the funnest energy extraction-based character since Mountaintop Mining Manny. (05:34)
New York State legalizes gay marriage despite Bill O'Reilly warnings about interspecies romance. (03:53)
John Garamendi refuses to give Stephen a pass to see Osama bin Laden's body. (06:51)
Several potential Republican candidates pass on the inaugural presidential debate, and Donald Trump compares same-sex marriage to long golf clubs. (03:30)
The Family Leader's Bob Vander Plaats believes same-sex marriage is just as dangerous as second-hand smoke. (02:48)
Stephen shows support for Tim Pawlenty's courage to stand next to Scott Walker with a patriotic message. (06:17)
Mike Huckabee is On Notice until he says something that will get him unwanted attention on The Colbert Report. (06:25)
Steven Slater quits his job and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad unveils a brand-new diorama of a missile. (03:26)
Iran legalizes the Stephen Colbert haircut and Steve Carell storms onto The Colbert Report. (04:07)
The Colbert Report goes hi-def, and Morgan Freeman reads a list of untrustworthy things. (05:01)
David Boies supports the Prop 8 challenge because marriage is one of the most important rights in America. (07:16)