Rick Perry takes on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: Social Security. (04:50)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  scams,  Social Security,  global warming,  weather,  science,  death penalty,  guns,  photos,  Galileo,  space,  The Inquisition,  religion,  popes,  history,  under the desk,  marijuana,  drugs,  Jimmy,  senior citizens,  money,  wealth,  gambling,  Las Vegas,  retirement,  conservative,  Cirque de Soleil,  Texas,  Heroe$ Crawl,  environment,  The Daily Show

James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger. (03:41)

Tags:  James O'Keefe,  media,  conservative,  pranks,  corruption,  costumes,  NPR,  mail/e-mail,  mail/e-mail,  debt,  money,  prostitution,  penises,  photos,  scams,  sex toys,  crime

Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves. (05:53)

Tags:  Michael Lewis,  interviews,  books,  Wall Street,  stocks,  money,  economy,  government,  bailouts,  scams

John Boehner wants to raise the retirement age, a robot communicates with seniors, and Stephen introduces the Old Age Anti-Fraud Helmet. (05:53)

Tags:  Fox News,  senior citizens,  Social Security,  retirement,  John Boehner,  aging,  photos,  Japan,  robots,  crime,  scams,  appearances,  technology,  inventions,  Conan O'Brien

Stephen becomes a certified ophthalmologist, and Professor Buttons performs Lasik surgery on Jay. (05:29)

Tags:  Rand Paul,  doctors,  surgery,  visually impaired,  interns,  marijuana,  cats & cats,  animals,  scams,  lying,  health

Andrew Ross Sorkin discusses the importance of the SEC case against Goldman Sachs, which questions whether Wall Street is a casino. (07:59)

Tags:  Andrew Ross Sorkin,  interviews,  Goldman Sachs,  trials/hearings,  books,  Wall Street,  Mitch McConnell,  gambling,  Republicans,  Senate,  laws,  money,  accept your apology,  scams,  insurance

A couple is arrested for replacing Jell-O pudding contents with aquarium sand and asking for a refund. (03:06)

Tags:  local news team,  scams,  senior citizens,  food,  money,  prison,  shopping,  crime

Canadian athletes dope with beaver musk to gain an unfair advantage at the Winter Games, and William Bratton runs from the law. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  Canada,  sports,  Olympics,  epidemics,  scams,  William Bratton,  police business,  New York Yankees,  World Series,  baseball

The Prescott Swine Flu Scam Detector exposes fake treatments, while Vaxaconda prevents kidney failure and rodent infestations. (04:50)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Prescott Group,  health,  epidemics,  scams,  Jimmy,  under the desk,  animals,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  snakes

P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location. (05:37)

Tags:  P.K. Winsome,  Tim Meadows,  Barack Obama,  Montel Williams,  collectibles,  shopping,  apologies,  food,  drugs,  lawsuits,  money,  scams

The e-mail responses to Stephen's search for a new black friend have been whelming. (2:54)

Tags:  Jon Stewart,  Alan,  Jordan Carlos,  Stephen's friends,  bears,  Internet,  African American,  ethnic,  the heroes,  audience interaction,  Stephen's laptop,  mail/e-mail,  scams,  friends,  competitions,  gay/homosexual