Episode #08073

Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs. (02:09)

Tags:  senior citizens,  flying,  terrorism,  TSA,  security,  travel,  racism,  Spain,  guns,  Obama administration,  Guantanamo Bay,  Florida,  family,  mongering

Episode #08067

Attorney General Eric Holder explains why it's perfectly legal to execute an American citizen without trial in a time of war. (04:21)

Tags:  The Word,  Eric Holder,  Yemen,  Obama administration,  laws,  military,  assassinations,  war on terror,  death,  terrorism,  wars,  America,  international affairs,  citizenship,  security,  Constitution,  9/11,  Supreme Court,  trials/hearings,  Star Wars,  Congress

Episode #08049

During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen. (03:48)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  appearances,  left-wing,  Barack Obama,  secret Muslim,  senior citizens,  Thanksgiving,  citizenship,  audience interaction,  holidays,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  slavery,  prostitution,  kids,  security,  bestiality,  animals,  penises,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08032

The soft-on-terror-crats mischaracterize Michigan's ice shaving machines as a frivolous waste of tax money, but there's no reason that fighting terror shouldn't be fun. (04:42)

Tags:  terrorism,  Al Qaeda,  security,  Michigan,  mongering,  war on terror,  food,  money,  Bret Baier,  lookin' good,  Fox News,  taxes,  impressions,  amusement parks,  Guantanamo Bay

Episode #08029

Self-proclaimed Third Eagle of the Apocalypse William Tapley shares his Denver International Airport conspiracy theory. (08:17)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  on location,  Denver,  apocalypse,  conspiracies,  Christian,  art,  flying,  aliens,  penises,  balls,  asses,  fashion,  songs,  performances,  security,  God,  Satan,  government,  riots,  dogs,  animals,  Stonehenge

Episode #08028

Congress takes action against piracy with a bill that grants copyright holders the power to shut down websites displaying unlicensed content. (02:25)

Tags:  Internet,  crime,  security,  media,  technology,  Congress,  trademark,  laws,  FBI,  YouTube,  prison,  kids,  music,  Jimmy,  photos,  under the desk,  Mickey Mouse,  toys & games

Episode #08008

The Tea Party Nation asks its members to pledge not to hire employees, and Spirit Airlines turns jets into flying billboards. (04:05)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Tea Party,  economy,  business,  unemployment,  patriotism,  wealth,  flying,  advertising,  Barack Obama,  Herman Cain,  polls,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  puking,  food,  security,  guns,  gay/homosexual,  asses

Episode #08007

GOP presidential candidates debate in Las Vegas, Republicans want to abolish the EPA, and Ali Soufan discusses the war on terror. (00:30)

Tags:  intro,  Republicans,  debates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  Las Vegas,  Cirque de Soleil,  EPA,  environment,  government,  Address the Mess,  Ali Soufan,  books,  terrorism,  security,  population,  statistics,  Halloween,  holidays,  junk food

Episode #07122

NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles. (04:06)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  NASCAR,  NFL,  auto racing,  energy,  environment,  Address the Mess,  oil,  security,  weapons,  guns,  violence,  fans,  cars/trucks,  football,  alcohol,  Stephen's products,  demonstrations,  costumes,  fashion,  animals,  photos,  Colbertisms,  Al Gore,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Marines,  military,  Afghanistan War,  troops,  farts,  Afghanistan,  culture,  terrorism,  weapons,  Jimmy,  anthems,  poop & pee,  patriotism,  security,  flying,  kids,  ululations,  parents,  costumes,  impressions,  appearances,  Arabic,  food,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07117

While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades. (03:24)

Tags:  economy,  Switzerland,  security,  business,  money,  stocks,  mental health,  Greece,  crying,  international affairs,  crime,  lookin' good,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07112

Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear. (05:33)

Tags:  TSA,  flying,  security,  travel,  secret Muslim,  terrorism,  America,  technology,  Janet Napolitano,  Islamic,  nudity,  penises,  photos,  Jimmy,  cracks up,  food,  fashion,  9/11,  WMDs,  Saddam Hussein,  apologies,  Barack Obama,  public indecency,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07110

The Iowa straw poll has become an empty dirt field, Anderson Cooper loses his composure, and computer hacker Kevin Mitnick discusses technology. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  Iowa,  polls,  animals,  Anderson Cooper,  Walter Cronkite,  moon landing,  nudity,  media,  Kevin Mitnick,  security,  Internet,  technology,  vacations

Episode #07110

Once the world's most wanted hacker, Kevin Mitnick talks about his start as a phone prankster and his years as a government fugitive. (05:55)

Tags:  Kevin Mitnick,  interviews,  security,  crime,  business,  technology,  pranks,  Internet,  prison,  government,  China,  FBI,  weapons,  nuclear,  books,  intelligence,  terrorism,  teens,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07101

Art crime investigator Robert Wittman recovers stolen paintings around the world and explains the challenges of museum security. (05:09)

Tags:  Robert Wittman,  interviews,  books,  art,  business,  crime,  museums,  culture,  security,  FBI,  Europe,  Rembrandt van Rijn,  history,  the heroes,  international affairs

Episode #07091

For some reason, the media continues to talk about the Rupert Murdoch piffle, so Steve Doocy blows the lid back onto the story. (03:36)

Tags:  Blood in the Water,  Rupert Murdoch,  News of the World,  scandals,  media,  liberal,  conservative,  sharks,  security,  Fox & Friends,  Steve Doocy,  Fox News,  Jimmy,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  crime,  international affairs,  print media,  police business,  investigations,  the heroes,  British,  business

Episode #07086

Stephen wants to give Pakistan an ultimatum to stop supporting terror or lose American aid, but Stephen doesn't think Stephen should choose his friends for him. (04:59)

Tags:  Formidable Opponent,  Pakistan,  intelligence,  ululations,  money,  weapons,  Nooo!,  international affairs,  security,  terrorism,  war on terror,  wars,  nuclear,  friends,  murder,  explosions,  Osama bin Laden,  Afghanistan War,  90s,  costumes

Episode #07076

Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old. (06:20)

Tags:  Henry Kissinger,  interviews,  books,  China,  Mao Zedong,  history,  diplomacy,  international affairs,  Nobel Prize,  security,  Cold War,  wars,  Better Know

Episode #07076

Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War. (04:18)

Tags:  Henry Kissinger,  interviews,  books,  China,  Mao Zedong,  Russia,  history,  diplomacy,  international affairs,  Nobel Prize,  security,  Cold War,  wars

Episode #07075

Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security. (06:21)

Tags:  Tom Ridge,  interviews,  Pennsylvania,  Bush administration,  alternative energy,  lobbyists,  EPA,  environment,  pollution,  security,  gas prices,  oil,  Mole People,  Jimmy,  Address the Mess