Newt Gingrich explains one of the Constitution's pre-existing conditions, which may lead to the rise of geriatric jihadists. (03:20)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Newt Gingrich,  Declaration of Independence,  Second Amendment,  insurance,  guns,  health,  Barack Obama,  laws,  jihad,  senior citizens,  food,  Spain,  Florida,  Guantanamo Bay,  Constitution,  prison,  national parks,  Better Know a Lobby,  Paul Helmke,  weapons,  Ronald Reagan,  assassinations,  government

Episode #08082

After a German senior citizen thrives at the 2012 Gymnastics World Cup, Stephen laments the cellulite on his thumb. (03:47)

Tags:  Germany,  mental health,  gymnastics,  senior citizens,  under the desk,  junk food,  exercise,  weight/obesity,  sports,  Americone Dream,  competitions,  parents,  crying,  aging,  lookin' good,  international affairs

Episode #08073

Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs. (02:09)

Tags:  senior citizens,  flying,  terrorism,  TSA,  security,  travel,  racism,  Spain,  guns,  Obama administration,  Guantanamo Bay,  Florida,  family,  mongering

Episode #08069

Herman Cain pushes the boundaries of what can be called a political ad, just as he once pushed the boundaries of what can be called pizza. (05:24)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  friends,  advertising,  Colbert Super PAC,  parody,  stimulus package,  economy,  animals,  art,  Obama administration,  Hans Beinholtz,  appearances,  Stephen's friends,  kids,  Republicans,  campaigns,  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  Jimmy,  cats & cats,  birth control,  bailouts,  Van Jones,  immigration,  socialism,  senior citizens,  poop & pee,  apocalypse

Episode #08064

Barack Obama's plan to eliminate the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy pits rich against poor, but luckily, the poor aren't buying it. (05:08)

Tags:  The Word,  Barack Obama,  Obama administration,  taxes,  Florida,  economy,  poverty,  wealth,  Rick Scott,  money,  work/office,  labor,  laws,  business,  polls,  Charlie Gasparino,  restaurants,  senior citizens,  prostitution,  education,  Fox News,  pundits

Episode #08057

A health care mandate forces Catholic groups to provide birth control, government may ban cell phone use in cars, and William Broad studies the science of yoga. (00:32)

Tags:  Catholic,  birth control,  religion,  health,  insurance,  popes,  laws,  cell phones,  driving,  cars/trucks,  William Broad,  books,  exercise,  science,  Arizona,  senior citizens,  birthdays

Episode #08054

Mitt Romney stomps Newt Gingrich in Florida with help from his negative ad campaign, and Newt Gingrich fights back with a robocall. (06:40)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  Florida,  advertising,  Twitter,  Colbert Nation,  Jimmy,  challenges,  Chris Matthews,  Ronald Reagan,  Jewish,  senior citizens,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  robots,  impressions,  speeches,  photos,  mental health,  Star Trek,  fights,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08049

During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen. (03:48)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  appearances,  left-wing,  Barack Obama,  secret Muslim,  senior citizens,  Thanksgiving,  citizenship,  audience interaction,  holidays,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  slavery,  prostitution,  kids,  security,  bestiality,  animals,  penises,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08046

Shocking poll results emerge, major websites go dark to protest a controversial law, and conservative columnist David Frum believes that the GOP is off track. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  polls,  statistics,  Internet,  Wikipedia,  laws,  protests,  David Frum,  Republicans,  conservative,  senior citizens,  Barack Obama,  Disney,  money,  amusement parks,  space

Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Hosni Mubarak,  Egypt,  Abraham Lincoln,  Richard Branson,  nudity,  Rick Santorum,  Google,  Ronald Reagan,  gay/homosexual,  Wisconsin,  Afghanistan,  heroin,  police business,  Mike Huckabee,  Colbert Bump,  portrait,  Jon Stewart,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  sex,  gardening,  STDs,  senior citizens,  puking,  economy,  rallies

Episode #08031

Jon Huntsman's campaign receives financial support from his dad's super PAC, but father and son are not coordinating. (03:30)

Tags:  Jon Huntsman,  parents,  business,  money,  wealth,  advertising,  parody,  kids,  growing up,  parenting,  lookin' good,  Colbert Super PAC,  Rick Santorum,  Rick Perry,  transportation,  Jimmy,  senior citizens,  fast food,  campaigns,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08023

GOP candidates justify waterboarding, Seattle police pepper spray elderly protesters, and Chris Matthews discusses his John F. Kennedy biography. (00:30)

Tags:  intro,  torture,  waterboarding,  Seattle,  Occupy Wall Street,  protests,  police business,  senior citizens,  Chris Matthews,  books,  John F. Kennedy,  conspiracies,  North Korea,  travel,  international affairs

Episode #08023

After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old. (03:57)

Tags:  Occupy Wall Street,  Seattle,  protests,  kids,  appearances,  injuries,  police business,  senior citizens,  demonstrations,  visually impaired,  pregnancy,  Jimmy,  under the desk,  weapons,  violence,  food,  health

Episode #07122

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date. (06:43)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  debates,  speeches,  poetry,  George H.W. Bush,  Brit Hume,  puking,  poop & pee,  gross-out,  Rick Santorum,  George W. Bush,  Bushisms,  Jimmy,  monkeys!,  Mitt Romney,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  campaigns,  mental health,  cracks up,  South Carolina,  primaries,  Arizona,  Florida,  senior citizens,  Jan Brewer,  money,  asses,  polls,  business,  flags,  voting,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07118

If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable. (04:31)

Tags:  The Word,  economy,  taxes,  money,  poverty,  drugs,  senior citizens,  Social Security,  unemployment,  bacon,  Michele Bachmann,  Republicans,  death,  under the desk,  housing,  Wall Street,  health,  Congress

Episode #07116

There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution. (03:42)

Tags:  mail/e-mail,  Stephen's products,  business,  Colbert Nation,  collectibles,  debt,  Congress,  money,  Jimmy,  technology,  Benjamin Franklin,  history,  impressions,  mental health,  under the desk,  food,  restaurants,  senior citizens,  photos,  birthdays,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07115

Debates are supposed to help Americans find the Republican presidential candidate, but instead they found the running mate. (03:24)

Tags:  debates,  Republicans,  Rick Perry,  Wolf Blitzer,  health,  persistent vegetative state,  death penalty,  Tea Party,  Ron Paul,  Mitt Romney,  Tim Pawlenty,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  elections,  Grim Reaper,  death,  senior citizens,  Barry Bonds,  steroids,  Nobel Prize,  Paul Krugman,  Al Gore,  college,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07113

Rick Perry takes on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: Social Security. (04:50)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  scams,  Social Security,  global warming,  weather,  science,  death penalty,  guns,  photos,  Galileo,  space,  The Inquisition,  religion,  popes,  history,  under the desk,  marijuana,  drugs,  Jimmy,  senior citizens,  money,  wealth,  gambling,  Las Vegas,  retirement,  conservative,  Cirque de Soleil,  Texas,  Heroe$ Crawl,  environment,  The Daily Show

Episode #07100

Allegations arise that 80% of Newt Gingrich's Twitter followers aren't real, but making up people may be the key to keeping his campaign alive. (03:48)

Tags:  Newt Gingrich,  Twitter,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  Republicans,  media,  voting,  work/office,  lying,  scandals,  adultery,  Ashton Kutcher,  senior citizens,  Demi Moore,  the heroes,  Ron Paul

Episode #07099

With the proposed Super Congress, only 12 lawmakers will have to make unpopular recommendations, and the rest of Congress can avoid blame. (04:18)

Tags:  The Word,  Congress,  democracy,  debt,  economy,  voting,  senior citizens,  dogs,  Social Security,  Medicare,  the heroes,  elections,  accountability,  laws,  poverty,  Constitution