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2011 Kennedy Center Honors

Episode #08029

Stephen needs help staying awake through this episode of The Report after honoring Yo-Yo Ma at the 34th Kennedy Center Honors. (03:33)

Tags:  Meryl Streep,  Newt Gingrich,  awards,  books,  photos,  under the desk,  Twitter,  junk food,  lobbyists,  sharks,  rodeos,  clowns,  Jimmy

Aired: 12/05/2011 | Views: 40,308
On Topic - Political Players - The Media

Stephen calls out the lamestream media for "Boob Week" and other cheap ratings gropes. (03:56)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  print media,  media,  liberal,  Brooke Gladstone,  Andrew Breitbart,  Anthony Weiner,  Fox News,  Rupert Murdoch,  terrorism,  international affairs,  News of the World,  New York Post,  asses,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  conspiracies,  controversies,  scandals,  Islamic,  breasts,  mongering,  Colbertisms,  sharks,  trademark

Aired: 11/21/2011 | Views: 28,107
Blood in the Water - Larry Taylor's Anti-Semitic Slur

Episode #08017

Stephen turns to the Bigot-O-Tron 9000 to analyze the physiological phenomenon that caused Representative Larry Taylor to use an anti-Semitic slur. (04:56)

Tags:  Blood in the Water,  Larry Taylor,  media,  racism,  Republicans,  Hannity & Colmes,  touch screen,  ethnic,  stereotypes,  science,  Jewish,  Muslim,  Native American,  Jimmy,  Snoopy,  sharks,  injuries,  poop & pee,  liberal,  Texas

Aired: 11/07/2011 | Views: 27,169
NBC: No Butt Coverage

Episode #07094

NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty. (04:06)

Tags:  breasts,  asses,  Today Show,  media,  controversies,  challenges,  Internet,  protests,  Rockefeller Center,  NBC,  David McCullough,  Donald Trump,  Colbert Nation,  sharks,  lookin' good,  Brian Williams,  TV,  hip hop,  songs,  Google,  fetishes,  men/women,  sex

Aired: 07/21/2011 | Views: 26,142
Blood in the Water - Rupert Murdoch's News of the World Scandal

Episode #07091

For some reason, the media continues to talk about the Rupert Murdoch piffle, so Steve Doocy blows the lid back onto the story. (03:36)

Tags:  Blood in the Water,  Rupert Murdoch,  News of the World,  scandals,  media,  liberal,  conservative,  sharks,  security,  Fox & Friends,  Steve Doocy,  Fox News,  Jimmy,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  crime,  international affairs,  print media,  police business,  investigations,  the heroes,  British,  business

Aired: 07/18/2011 | Views: 37,493
Carefree Pre-9/11 World

Episode #07057

Before Osama bin Laden came along, it was possible to get on a plane with an adult-sized bottle of shampoo. (03:48)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  Osama bin Laden,  Al Qaeda,  9/11,  White House Correspondents Association Dinner,  Geraldo Rivera,  Fox News,  death,  terrorism,  war on terror,  citizenship,  media,  college,  kids,  flying,  security,  Islamic,  sharks,  oceans,  Jimmy,  assassinations

Aired: 05/02/2011 | Views: 119,816
Israeli Vulture Spy

Episode #07008

Authorities in Saudi Arabia conclude that a vulture wearing a GPS tag from the Tel Aviv University is an Israeli spy. (02:34)

Tags:  Israel,  Saudi Arabia,  Middle East,  Jewish,  spying,  animals,  international affairs,  conspiracies,  photos,  sharks

Aired: 01/13/2011 | Views: 34,205
Israel Shark Conspiracy

Episode #06157

Stephen tries not to spread international Zionist conspiracies, but Israel working with sharks just makes too much sense. (02:35)

Tags:  Middle East,  Egypt,  Israel,  Jewish,  sharks,  conspiracies,  international affairs,  movies,  Jimmy,  oceans,  animals

Aired: 12/09/2010 | Views: 181,107
Tip/Wag - Joe Lieberman, the Pope & Sharks

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Joe Lieberman opposes "don't ask, don't tell," Pope Benedict XVI speaks out against full body scanners, and sharks stop attacking humans. (05:20)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Joe Lieberman,  gay/homosexual,  military,  popes,  Pope Benedict XVI,  flying,  security,  photos,  Florida,  sharks,  animals,  Jimmy

Aired: 03/09/2010 | Views: 34,532
Human Week

Episode #05106

Since sharks don't kill that many people, the Discovery Channel should replace their Shark Week with Human Week. (03:13)

Tags:  animals,  TV,  Discovery Channel,  Glenn Beck,  PSAs,  violence,  murder,  sharks,  media,  mongering,  death,  business

Aired: 08/05/2009 | Views: 22,083
Ryan Seacrest's Shark Attack

Episode #04099

Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen. (02:08)

Tags:  Ryan Seacrest,  sharks,  celebrities,  animals

Aired: 08/04/2008 | Views: 24,433
Intro - 3/8/07

Episode #03032

Stephen wants the judge in the Scooter Libby trial to apologize, and he can't wait to see Ted Koppel in the tank for shark week. (0:29)

Tags:  intro,  Lewis Scooter Libby,  Ted Koppel,  Better Know a District,  Discovery Channel,  Kentucky,  sharks,  cooking,  apologies,  trials/hearings

Aired: 03/08/2007 | Views: 112,263
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton

Episode #02112

Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses. (7:36)

Tags:  Better Know a District,  Better Know a Challenger,  New Jersey,  appearances,  Richard Sexton,  balls,  Congress,  sharks,  documentaries,  impressions,  on location,  Top Gun,  alcohol,  terrorism,  Al Qaeda,  crime,  kids,  campaigns,  candidates,  partying,  Tom DeLay,  Bush administration,  dreams,  movies,  House of Representatives,  BKAD

Aired: 09/12/2006 | Views: 23,106