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ThreatDown - Barack Obama, Fundamentalist Flippers & Coked Up Diplomats

Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

Tags:  ThreatDownBarack Obamasongsmenstrual cycleItalianWizard of OzJohn McCainSarah PalinphotosNewt GingrichMitt RomneyRick SantorumRon PaulKISSanimalsIranOsama bin LadenextremismAl QaedaterrorismoilNavyUnited NationscocainediplomacydrugsimpressionsperformancesJimmysleepsexual advancesLouisianahealthcandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/30/2012 | Views: 24,917

Indecision 2012 - Newt Gingrich's Performance & Mitt Romney's Tax Returns

Newt Gingrich gains momentum from his strong South Carolina debate performance, and Mitt Romney takes tough questions about his tax returns. (03:44)

Tags:  South CarolinaprimariesdebatesNewt GingrichMitt RomneyRick SantorumRon PaultaxesmoneywealthtreasuresJimmysleepcandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/18/2012 | Views: 35,902

Heatsteria

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)

Tags:  weatherglobal warmingenvironmentscienceRush LimbaughSpongeBob SquarepantsconservativeSteve DoocyGretchen CarlsongovernmentpunditsFox NewsconspiracieskidsanimationDora the Explorersleepmonkeys!Address the Messthe heroeseducationNickelodeonmongeringfriendly friends at Fox & Friends

Aired: 08/09/2011 | Views: 69,860

Women's Health-Nazi Plan

Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)

Tags:  insurancehealthmen/womenbirth controlmarriagesexmongeringObama administrationcracks upimpressionsdinosaursrageprostitutionJimmygovernmentlawspregnancyfounding fathersmental healthlookin' goodthe heroesaddictionsexismteensSteve KingGodFox Newserectile dysfunctionparentingsleepViagra

Aired: 08/03/2011 | Views: 193,463

Colbert Super PAC - I Can Haz Super PAC!

After a lengthy hearing, heavily peppered with arcane bureaucratic jargon, the FEC allows Stephen to form his Super PAC. (04:06)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACSnoopyballoonsWashington DCIndecisionIndecision 2012moneyfundraisingon locationhistoryViacomsleepgovernmentI Did It!

Aired: 06/30/2011 | Views: 60,956

Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing

The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting. (07:17)

Tags:  Sport ReportLeBron JamesNBAWorld CupQatarHenry KissingerbasketballsoccercorruptionscandalsboatsdancingNFLon strikesleepsportsJimmy

Aired: 06/13/2011 | Views: 60,223

Tip/Wag - FAA, Casio Watches & Postal Service

The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty. (03:55)

Tags:  Tip/WagflyingtravelsleepWikiLeakssecurityGuantanamo BayterrorismAl Qaedamilitarymail/e-mailStatue of LibertyLas Vegasfashion

Aired: 04/27/2011 | Views: 23,827

Obama Needs Charts and Graphs

Barack Obama needs to use graphs and charts in his speeches if he wants to keep people's attention. (02:24)

Tags:  Barack ObamaFox NewsFox & FriendsGretchen CarlsonJoe BidenPaul Ryanplastic surgeryspeecheseconomydebtsleepmediaphotosdemonstrations

Aired: 04/14/2011 | Views: 95,194

Sign Off - Rebroadcasts

If you are watching the 1:30 p.m. rebroadcast, clearly you called in sick to work. (00:38)

Tags:  sign offTVwork/officeaudience interactionsleep

Aired: 02/23/2011 | Views: 11,137

On Topic - The Seven Deadly Sins - Sloth

In Stephen's world, floors are just walls that are too lazy to stand, and your 2.5 kids are too lazy to round themselves up. (02:37)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsEd ViesturssleepkidsstereotypesanimalscultureGarfield

Aired: 02/07/2011 | Views: 55,538

The Word - What If You Threw a Peace and Nobody Came?

President Obama's announcement of the impending conclusion of the Iraq war isn't a declaration of victory -- it's a pizza delivery slogan. (07:19)

Tags:  The WordIraqIraq WarwarstroopsmilitaryI Did It!balloonsGeorge W. BushJohn McCainTwitterBarack Obamaspaceballsspeechessleep

Aired: 08/19/2010 | Views: 85,969

Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off. (00:44)

Tags:  sign offManny Howardmental healthsleep

Aired: 07/01/2010 | Views: 18,082

Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 3

Before Stephen can land the space shuttle, he needs to know how to fly it in five words or less. (05:33)

Tags:  Fallback Positionon locationNASAspaceastronautsflyingSkyMallsleeppukingwork/officetechnologyIn the Field

Aired: 06/24/2010 | Views: 26,186

Prophet Glenn Beck - Father Guido Sarducci

Father Guido Sarducci told Glenn Beck his work was wildly important at the Vatican, but he thought he was talking to Jeff Beck. (05:20)

Tags:  Father Guido SarducciDon NovellointerviewsGlenn BeckMartin Luther King Jr.VaticansleepreligionCatholicpopesPope Benedict XVImoviesmental healthRally Live

Aired: 06/23/2010 | Views: 132,515

Obama's BP Oil Spill Speech

Obama unites the country with his speech addressing the BP oil spill, and Stephen finds an alternative energy source in Devo's belongings. (04:33)

Tags:  Barack ObamaspeechesoiloceansGulf of MexicoenvironmentpollutionAddress the MessbusinesspunditssleepWorld Cupalternative energyenergyDevophotosJimmyoil spills

Aired: 06/16/2010 | Views: 33,000

Cheating Death - Alzheimer's, Jet Lag & Female Libido

Cell phones may prevent Alzheimer's, the FDA approves a jet lag remedy, and a new drug boosts the female libido. (05:44)

Tags:  Cheating DeathDr. Stephen T. Colbert DFAPrescott Grouphealthsleeptravelsexmen/womendrugsVaxatechnologypenises

Aired: 01/12/2010 | Views: 28,665

Exclusive - Backstage with The Flaming Lips and Deerhunter

The Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne and Deerhunter's Bradford Cox talk trash about each other's green room habits. (02:28)

Tags:  backstageexclusivesThe Flaming LipsmusicsongsBradford CoxWayne Coynesleepcostumesmagicpoop & peeappearances

Aired: 09/22/2009 | Views: 19,931

Better Know a District - Maine's 1st - Chellie Pingree

Chellie Pingree doesn't have to explain why Portland has the nation's third largest concentration of women living together -- it's just hot. (05:22)

Tags:  Better Know a DistrictChellie PingreeappearancesMainefishinggay/homosexualsame-sex marriagemarriageinternssleepsexual advancesfoodon locationcostumesbestialityCanadadiversityAfrican Americanethnicbusinessalternative energyenergyanimals

Aired: 08/10/2009 | Views: 44,917

Senator Wences Questions Sonia Sotomayor

Senator Wences asks Sonia Sotomayor the tough questions while still maintaining cultural sensitivity. (04:50)

Tags:  Sonia SotomayorSupreme CourtJeff Sessionstrials/hearingsHispanicimmigrationethnicSenatemartial artsventriloquismRepublicanssleepcultureviolencefacial hairpuppets

Aired: 07/14/2009 | Views: 21,388

Is It Time To Care About Soccer?

Normally, Stephen wouldn't think twice about soccer, but that was before the U.S. was good at it. (04:37)

Tags:  soccersportsWorld CupSpainBrazilphotosJimmysleepfashionexerciseweight/obesityriotsviolenceAmericalookin' gooddogsbullfighting

Aired: 06/30/2009 | Views: 60,334