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Episode #08083
The EPA regulates power plant carbon emissions, and a revolutionary box spring bunker stores up to 105 weapons. (04:32)
Episode #08068
Now that Super Tuesday results are in, Stephen prepares to finally realize his long-standing love and support for Mitt Romney. (04:27)
Episode #08067
Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast." (04:36)
Episode #08056
Stephen congratulates The Colbert Report's Andro Buneta and his wife on the birth of their baby. (00:39)
Episode #08052
Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)
Episode #08046
Newt Gingrich gains momentum from his strong South Carolina debate performance, and Mitt Romney takes tough questions about his tax returns. (03:44)
Episode #07104
Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)
Episode #07101
Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)
Episode #07086
After a lengthy hearing, heavily peppered with arcane bureaucratic jargon, the FEC allows Stephen to form his Super PAC. (04:06)
Episode #07076
The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting. (07:17)
Episode #07055
The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty. (03:55)
Episode #07052
Barack Obama needs to use graphs and charts in his speeches if he wants to keep people's attention. (02:24)
Episode #07027
If you are watching the 1:30 p.m. rebroadcast, clearly you called in sick to work. (00:38)
In Stephen's world, floors are just walls that are too lazy to stand, and your 2.5 kids are too lazy to round themselves up. (02:37)
Episode #06106
President Obama's announcement of the impending conclusion of the Iraq war isn't a declaration of victory -- it's a pizza delivery slogan. (07:19)
Episode #06087
Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off. (00:44)
Episode #06083
Before Stephen can land the space shuttle, he needs to know how to fly it in five words or less. (05:33)
Episode #06082
Father Guido Sarducci told Glenn Beck his work was wildly important at the Vatican, but he thought he was talking to Jeff Beck. (05:20)
Episode #06078
Obama unites the country with his speech addressing the BP oil spill, and Stephen finds an alternative energy source in Devo's belongings. (04:33)
Episode #06006
Cell phones may prevent Alzheimer's, the FDA approves a jet lag remedy, and a new drug boosts the female libido. (05:44)