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Tip/Wag - Coal Industry Crackdown & Box Spring Bunker

Episode #08083

The EPA regulates power plant carbon emissions, and a revolutionary box spring bunker stores up to 105 weapons. (04:32)

Tags:  Tip/WagObama administrationgunsEPAenvironmentStephen's productspollutionlawshealthJimmyOsama bin LadenSaddam Husseinenergybusinessphotosweaponsinventionssafetysleepmy mistakeassassinationsunionsdrivingLisa JacksonAddress the Mess

Aired: 04/10/2012 | Views: 18,096

Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday Results

Episode #08068

Now that Super Tuesday results are in, Stephen prepares to finally realize his long-standing love and support for Mitt Romney. (04:27)

Tags:  Countdown to Loving MittprimariesMitt RomneySarah PaliniPadgive it to meRush LimbaughNewt GingrichMichael StipeappearancesRepublicansbombsRick SantorumanimalssleepFloridacandidatesIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 03/07/2012 | Views: 44,021

Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast

Episode #08067

Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast." (04:36)

Tags:  Thought for Foodjunk foodfoodhealthphotosLord of the RingscompetitionsRussiaspaceJ.R.R. TolkienfutureTaco BellNooo!fast foodweight/obesityliterary referencesmoviesdreamssleepAmericacrying

Aired: 03/06/2012 | Views: 25,649

Sign Off - Colbert Nation Newborn

Episode #08056

Stephen congratulates The Colbert Report's Andro Buneta and his wife on the birth of their baby. (00:39)

Tags:  sign offColbert Nationpregnancywork/officekidssleep

Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 8,525

ThreatDown - Barack Obama, Fundamentalist Flippers & Coked Up Diplomats

Episode #08052

Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

Tags:  ThreatDownBarack Obamasongsmenstrual cycleItalianWizard of OzJohn McCainSarah PalinphotosNewt GingrichMitt RomneyRick SantorumRon PaulKISSanimalsIranOsama bin LadenextremismAl QaedaterrorismoilNavyUnited NationscocainediplomacydrugsimpressionsperformancesJimmysleepsexual advancesLouisianahealthcandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/30/2012 | Views: 27,337

Newt Gingrich's Performance & Mitt Romney's Tax Returns

Episode #08046

Newt Gingrich gains momentum from his strong South Carolina debate performance, and Mitt Romney takes tough questions about his tax returns. (03:44)

Tags:  South CarolinaprimariesdebatesNewt GingrichMitt RomneyRick SantorumRon PaultaxesmoneywealthtreasuresJimmysleepcandidatesRepublicansIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/18/2012 | Views: 37,325

Heatsteria

Episode #07104

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)

Tags:  weatherglobal warmingenvironmentscienceRush LimbaughSpongeBob SquarepantsconservativeSteve DoocyGretchen CarlsongovernmentpunditsFox NewsconspiracieskidsanimationDora the Explorersleepmonkeys!Address the Messthe heroeseducationNickelodeonmongeringfriendly friends at Fox & Friends

Aired: 08/09/2011 | Views: 76,062

Women's Health-Nazi Plan

Episode #07101

Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)

Tags:  insurancehealthmen/womenbirth controlmarriagesexmongeringObama administrationcracks upimpressionsdinosaursrageprostitutionJimmygovernmentlawspregnancyfounding fathersmental healthlookin' goodthe heroesaddictionsexismteensSteve KingGodFox Newserectile dysfunctionparentingsleepViagra

Aired: 08/03/2011 | Views: 207,482

Colbert Super PAC - I Can Haz Super PAC!

Episode #07086

After a lengthy hearing, heavily peppered with arcane bureaucratic jargon, the FEC allows Stephen to form his Super PAC. (04:06)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACSnoopyballoonsWashington DCIndecisionIndecision 2012moneyfundraisingon locationhistoryViacomsleepgovernmentI Did It!

Aired: 06/30/2011 | Views: 61,881

Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing

Episode #07076

The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting. (07:17)

Tags:  Sport ReportLeBron JamesNBAWorld CupQatarHenry KissingerbasketballsoccercorruptionscandalsboatsdancingNFLon strikesleepsportsJimmy

Aired: 06/13/2011 | Views: 60,837

Tip/Wag - FAA, Casio Watches & Postal Service

Episode #07055

The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty. (03:55)

Tags:  Tip/WagflyingtravelsleepWikiLeakssecurityGuantanamo BayterrorismAl Qaedamilitarymail/e-mailStatue of LibertyLas Vegasfashion

Aired: 04/27/2011 | Views: 24,066

Obama Needs Charts and Graphs

Episode #07052

Barack Obama needs to use graphs and charts in his speeches if he wants to keep people's attention. (02:24)

Tags:  Barack ObamaFox NewsFox & FriendsGretchen CarlsonJoe BidenPaul Ryanplastic surgeryspeecheseconomydebtsleepmediaphotosdemonstrations

Aired: 04/14/2011 | Views: 95,430

Sign Off - Rebroadcasts

Episode #07027

If you are watching the 1:30 p.m. rebroadcast, clearly you called in sick to work. (00:38)

Tags:  sign offTVwork/officeaudience interactionsleep

Aired: 02/23/2011 | Views: 11,156

On Topic - The Seven Deadly Sins - Sloth

In Stephen's world, floors are just walls that are too lazy to stand, and your 2.5 kids are too lazy to round themselves up. (02:37)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsEd ViesturssleepkidsstereotypesanimalscultureGarfield

Aired: 02/07/2011 | Views: 55,715

The Word - What If You Threw a Peace and Nobody Came?

Episode #06106

President Obama's announcement of the impending conclusion of the Iraq war isn't a declaration of victory -- it's a pizza delivery slogan. (07:19)

Tags:  The WordIraqIraq WarwarstroopsmilitaryI Did It!balloonsGeorge W. BushJohn McCainTwitterBarack Obamaspaceballsspeechessleep

Aired: 08/19/2010 | Views: 86,327

Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Episode #06087

Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off. (00:44)

Tags:  sign offManny Howardmental healthsleep

Aired: 07/01/2010 | Views: 18,127

Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 3

Episode #06083

Before Stephen can land the space shuttle, he needs to know how to fly it in five words or less. (05:33)

Tags:  Fallback Positionon locationNASAspaceastronautsflyingSkyMallsleeppukingwork/officetechnologyIn the Field

Aired: 06/24/2010 | Views: 26,760

Prophet Glenn Beck - Father Guido Sarducci

Episode #06082

Father Guido Sarducci told Glenn Beck his work was wildly important at the Vatican, but he thought he was talking to Jeff Beck. (05:20)

Tags:  Father Guido SarducciDon NovellointerviewsGlenn BeckMartin Luther King Jr.VaticansleepreligionCatholicpopesPope Benedict XVImoviesmental healthRally Live

Aired: 06/23/2010 | Views: 134,509

Obama's BP Oil Spill Speech

Episode #06078

Obama unites the country with his speech addressing the BP oil spill, and Stephen finds an alternative energy source in Devo's belongings. (04:33)

Tags:  Barack ObamaspeechesoiloceansGulf of MexicoenvironmentpollutionAddress the MessbusinesspunditssleepWorld Cupalternative energyenergyDevophotosJimmyoil spills

Aired: 06/16/2010 | Views: 33,206

Cheating Death - Alzheimer's, Jet Lag & Female Libido

Episode #06006

Cell phones may prevent Alzheimer's, the FDA approves a jet lag remedy, and a new drug boosts the female libido. (05:44)

Tags:  Cheating DeathDr. Stephen T. Colbert DFAPrescott Grouphealthsleeptravelsexmen/womendrugsVaxatechnologypenises

Aired: 01/12/2010 | Views: 29,299