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ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 32,858
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Who's Honoring Me Now? - National Space Society & Buzz Aldrin

Episode #08097

Buzz Aldrin thanks Stephen for promoting space exploration and awards him the National Space Society's coveted trophy. (04:38)

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Aired: 05/03/2012 | Views: 13,275
Watch FULL EPISODE May 3, 2012 — Guest: Lena Dunham

Sign Off - 2012 Space Pioneer Award for Mass Media

Episode #08097

Stephen waves goodnight with his 2012 Space Pioneer Award for Mass Media. (00:11)

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Aired: 05/03/2012 | Views: 5,272
Watch FULL EPISODE May 3, 2012 — Guest: Lena Dunham

NASA Retires Discovery & Drops Spacebook

Episode #08092

The Discovery shuttle makes a final flight to the Smithsonian, and NASA loses the Spacebook race. (02:56)

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Aired: 04/25/2012 | Views: 19,243
Watch FULL EPISODE April 25, 2012 — Guest: Michael Sandel

5 x Five - Colbert Report Characters - Jay the Intern

Stephen's intern is always on hand for non-sexual demonstrations, fake trips to Mars and experimental ophthalmological procedures. (03:56)

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Aired: 03/19/2012 | Views: 48,155

Intro - 3/7/12

Episode #08068

Stephen reveals the results of Super Tuesday, considers the pros of going to war with Iran and talks Mars with Willem Dafoe. (00:31)

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Aired: 03/07/2012 | Views: 36,428

Willem Dafoe

Episode #08068

Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter." (05:32)

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Aired: 03/07/2012 | Views: 13,290

Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast

Episode #08067

Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast." (04:36)

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Aired: 03/06/2012 | Views: 25,649

William Shatner

Episode #08064

William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World." (06:13)

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Aired: 02/29/2012 | Views: 25,673

Mitt Romney & Newt Gingrich in Florida

Episode #08051

Mitt Romney proves that his principles are as unwavering as his hair, and Keith Ablow finds Newt Gingrich irresistible even if the Republican establishment doesn't. (05:29)

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Aired: 01/26/2012 | Views: 91,566

Intro - 1/18/12

Episode #08046

Shocking poll results emerge, major websites go dark to protest a controversial law, and conservative columnist David Frum believes that the GOP is off track. (00:35)

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Aired: 01/18/2012 | Views: 37,269

Intro - 1/11/12

Episode #08042

Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week. (00:35)

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Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 38,148

Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Phobos-Grunt

Episode #08042

A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo. (03:57)

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Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 26,243

A Look Back - August 2011

A half-Hispanic Spider-Man steals an American superhero job, and Colbert Super PAC launches its air power for Rick Parry with an "A" in Iowa. (07:33)

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Aired: 12/26/2011 | Views: 35,669

Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert

Episode #08033

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

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Aired: 12/12/2011 | Views: 59,052

Richard Branson

Episode #08028

Sir Richard Branson believes that business leaders have a responsibility to try to solve some of the world's biggest problems. (06:33)

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Aired: 12/01/2011 | Views: 19,810

Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth

Episode #07120

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago. (04:22)

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Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 60,765

Republican Presidential Debate Media Coverage

Episode #07113

All the 2012 election media coverage until now has been bulls**t, but everything from here out is crucial, life-or-death stuff. (03:50)

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Aired: 09/08/2011 | Views: 34,462

Rick Perry Presents

Episode #07113

Rick Perry takes on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: Social Security. (04:50)

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Aired: 09/08/2011 | Views: 68,717

On Topic - Report Routines - I Did It!

Stephen celebrates the end of the Iraq War, the U.S. winning World War I and his own heroic rescue of the space program. (02:57)

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Aired: 08/29/2011 | Views: 36,747