Episode #08097

Buzz Aldrin thanks Stephen for promoting space exploration and awards him the National Space Society's coveted trophy. (04:38)

Tags:  Who's Honoring Me Now?,  Buzz Aldrin,  appearances,  awards,  space,  astronauts,  the moon,  audience interaction,  America,  NASA,  kids,  growing up,  dreams,  Tom Hanks,  Newt Gingrich,  speeches,  aliens,  parody,  science

Episode #08090

Barack Obama makes a cowardly statement about Mitt Romney's wealth, made all the more cowardly by the fact that he never said it. (04:33)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  Steve Doocy,  lying,  media,  campaigns,  Mitt Romney,  wealth,  Republicans,  Fox News,  slogans,  print media,  sexual advances,  Washington Post,  New York Post,  speeches,  education,  college,  Indecision 2012,  Fox & Friends,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends

Episode #08072

Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves. (03:42)

Tags:  teleprompter,  Rick Santorum,  speeches,  primaries,  elections,  Mitt Romney,  the South,  Republicans,  Barack Obama,  Hillary Clinton,  ventriloquism,  Alabama,  books,  lookin' good,  Mississippi,  Newt Gingrich,  candidates,  campaigns,  Louisiana,  Indecision 2012,  nudity,  photos

Episode #08071

While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan. (03:41)

Tags:  the South,  Republicans,  primaries,  energy,  cars/trucks,  gas prices,  global warming,  alternative energy,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  speeches,  American Samoa,  Barack Obama,  environment,  under the desk,  science,  gardening,  education,  dogs,  Exxon,  the moon,  STDs,  mental health,  candidates,  campaigns,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08062

Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity. (06:57)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Michigan,  Detroit,  primaries,  Florida,  NASCAR,  auto racing,  Jimmy,  Barack Obama,  environment,  food,  photos,  college,  education,  religion,  elitism,  photos,  God,  hot dogs,  atheist,  left-wing,  appearances,  labor,  science,  statistics,  costumes,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  speeches,  wealth

Episode #08054

Mitt Romney stomps Newt Gingrich in Florida with help from his negative ad campaign, and Newt Gingrich fights back with a robocall. (06:40)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  Florida,  advertising,  Twitter,  Colbert Nation,  Jimmy,  challenges,  Chris Matthews,  Ronald Reagan,  Jewish,  senior citizens,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  robots,  impressions,  speeches,  photos,  mental health,  Star Trek,  fights,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08051

Mitt Romney proves that his principles are as unwavering as his hair, and Keith Ablow finds Newt Gingrich irresistible even if the Republican establishment doesn't. (05:29)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  Florida,  debates,  primaries,  polls,  approval ratings,  business,  housing,  speeches,  the moon,  German,  space,  men/women,  Washington DC,  Ohio,  marriage,  adultery,  lookin' good,  divorce,  Keith Ablow,  vaginas,  mental health,  candidates,  Republicans,  campaigns,  Indecision 2012,  uncensored

Stephen addresses the beautiful people of South Carolina at the College of Charleston and praises Herman Cain, the man people came to see introduce him. (07:21)

Tags:  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  exclusives,  Colbert 2012,  Herman Cain,  appearances,  rallies,  on location,  South Carolina,  audience interaction,  Anderson Cooper,  media,  blogs/podcasts,  Republicans,  Twitter,  college,  candidates,  campaigns,  Mitt Romney,  Ron Paul,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Santorum,  voting,  Colbert Nation,  Jim DeMint,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  primaries,  slogans,  history,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Nikki Haley,  speeches

Stephen Colbert defines "we, the people" and compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr. during the South Cain-olina Primary Rally at the College of Charleston. (09:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  rallies,  South Carolina,  Herman Cain,  Colbert 2012,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  voting,  Colbert Super PAC,  Abraham Lincoln,  Supreme Court,  elections,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  government,  founding fathers,  civil rights,  money,  Colbert Nation,  Constitution,  freedom of speech,  speeches,  Jon Stewart,  history,  STDs,  campaigns,  appearances,  protests,  business,  laws,  fundraising,  discrimination,  media,  wealth

Episode #08050

Once again, President Barack Obama ruins another perfectly good night of TV by addressing yet another joint session of Congress, and the GOP offers its rebuttals. (04:23)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  State of the Union,  Congress,  Herman Cain,  Tea Party,  Republicans,  speeches,  voting,  poop & pee,  food,  media,  TV,  CSI,  mental health,  Mitch Daniels,  candidates,  South Cain-olina Primary Rally

Episode #08048

The establishment may have thwarted Stephen's campaign for President of the United States of South Carolina, but there is one moment it can never take away from him. (07:05)

Tags:  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  rallies,  on location,  South Carolina,  appearances,  Herman Cain,  Colbert 2012,  primaries,  Colbert Super PAC,  fundraising,  songs,  performances,  music,  Colbert Nation,  fans,  Supreme Court,  laws,  speeches,  Jimmy,  lookin' good,  Mitt Romney,  Ron Paul,  Newt Gingrich,  marriage,  college,  Pokemon,  campaigns,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08046

Columnist David Frum calls for an economically inclusive, environmentally responsible and socially modern Republican party. (05:57)

Tags:  David Frum,  interviews,  Mitt Romney,  flip-flopper,  Mormon,  Colbert 2012,  Independents,  Tea Party,  money,  polls,  polls,  speeches,  Republicans,  conservative,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08038

Mitt Romney wins the Iowa caucus, but Rick Santorum proves that a man with a vision, a willingness to work hard and a laser-like homophobia can make a mark. (03:11)

Tags:  caucuses,  Iowa,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  speeches,  Google,  poop & pee,  Jimmy,  French,  drugs,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans,  candidates,  campaigns,  anthems,  patriotism,  coffee,  crystal meth

Episode #08027

Newt Gingrich denies the liberal media's charges that he raked in cash by lobbying his former colleagues and future fellow lobbyists. (04:18)

Tags:  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  polls,  controversies,  lobbyists,  media,  work/office,  business,  money,  celebrities,  speeches,  lookin' good,  Indecision 2012,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  advertising,  Bud Light Lime,  alcohol,  cars/trucks,  driving

Episode #08003

Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay. (04:13)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  gay/homosexual,  genetics,  science,  discrimination,  books,  The View,  Joy Behar,  Republicans,  candidates,  ethnic,  photos,  Abraham Lincoln,  Hispanic,  parents,  Jimmy,  sex,  men/women,  vaginas,  African American,  apologies,  Richard Nixon,  lookin' good,  under the desk,  John Boehner,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  speeches,  Spanish

Episode #08002

Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy reaches the theoretical quantum state first postulated by Heisenberg in 1927. (04:22)

Tags:  Chris Christie,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  media,  speeches,  food,  puking,  science,  photos,  iPhone,  cats & cats,  death,  mental health,  drugs

Episode #07122

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date. (06:43)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  debates,  speeches,  poetry,  George H.W. Bush,  Brit Hume,  puking,  poop & pee,  gross-out,  Rick Santorum,  George W. Bush,  Bushisms,  Jimmy,  monkeys!,  Mitt Romney,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  campaigns,  mental health,  cracks up,  South Carolina,  primaries,  Arizona,  Florida,  senior citizens,  Jan Brewer,  money,  asses,  polls,  business,  flags,  voting,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07113

To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial. (06:01)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  speeches,  unemployment,  Congress,  Republicans,  Mitch McConnell,  David Vitter,  economy,  prostitution,  Green Bay Packers,  scandals,  football,  sports,  under the desk,  cooking,  costumes,  food,  alcohol,  balls,  debates,  birthdays,  photos,  advertising,  Jimmy,  breasts,  fashion,  Heroe$ Crawl,  TV,  Wisconsin

Episode #07112

Controversy develops around the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and not just because the sculptor mistakenly made him white. (03:25)

Tags:  Martin Luther King Jr.,  controversies,  speeches,  Washington DC,  civil rights,  Maya Angelou,  ethnic,  African American,  pregnancy,  photos,  Conan O'Brien,  fashion,  Heroe$ Crawl,  art,  history,  music

Episode #07096

Before American society collapses into roving, cannibalistic motorcycle gangs, it should try bubble tea and have sex with Canada. (03:34)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  speeches,  conservative,  liberal,  Republicans,  doomsday,  Democrats,  Ronald Reagan,  Joe Biden,  taxes,  debt,  economy,  government,  Congress,  balls,  America,  Canada,  sex,  Iran,  wars,  tattoos,  Chinese,  Florida,  the heroes,  death,  photos