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Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)
$2 billion goes missing from a major bank, and David Copperfield explores the science of illusion. (00:26)
While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades. (03:24)
The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand. (01:56)
The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation. (03:36)
America should handle credit ratings agencies the way it does all terrorists: by marching the marines into their offices and whisking them off to Gitmo. (03:19)
In order to get the soft tooth market back up, kids must reduce baby teeth inventory and stop losing teeth. (03:04)
After Rupert Murdoch gets hit with a pie, News Corp.'s stocks spike, the English Parliament apologizes, and even the media sharks celebrating his downfall feel bad. (03:43)
CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket. (05:38)
Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves. (05:53)
50 Cent doesn't see anything illegal about buying 30 million shares of penny stocks and instructing his Twitter followers to run up the price. (05:15)
Google CEO Eric Schmidt wants people to remember that when you post something online, computers will remember it forever. (05:35)
Dylan Ratigan draws parallels between Mexican drug dealers and American bank executives. (06:26)
Until America re-establishes its relationship with Great Britain, English muffins will be called freedom muffins, and Brit Hume is Free Hume. (03:48)
BP may be a soulless corporate giant that could kill all life on the East Coast, but why is its stock going down? (03:22)
Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely. (02:16)
The Dow hits 10,000, Stephen taps into the youth culture, and Jerry Mitchell investigates unsolved crimes from the civil rights era. (00:34)
Just in case you didn't get enough of that hot stock exchange session, Stephen has the uncut version on DVD. (01:50)
The Line index: just as meaningless as the Dow Jones, but it always goes up. (05:14)
Stephen propses that CEOs be stripped naked and locked together in a Thunderdome scenario with screaming taxpayer spectators. (07:10)