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Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Corporate Campaign Players & Super Secret "Spooky PACs"

Episode #08099

"Spooky PACs" trailblazer Karl Rove gives anonymous political money to help keep political money anonymous, and Stephen gives in to donor transparency fetishists. (05:27)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAClawsfundraisingmoneyelectionsKarl RovewealthaccountabilitybusinessNewt Gingrichcharitytaintsfounding fathersphotoscampaignsdemocracyJay-ZJimmyIndecision 2012advertisingoral sex

Aired: 05/08/2012 | Views: 43,753
Watch FULL EPISODE May 8, 2012 — Guest: Michelle Alexander

Concealing Weapons in Style

Episode #08094

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them. (03:53)

Tags:  gunsfashionSweetnessappearancesbusinesslawsunder the deskTim GunntaintsexercisesafetyphotosNew York Timesweaponsprofiling

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 23,681
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel Injections

Episode #08092

Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective. (05:25)

Tags:  Cheating DeathDr. Stephen T. Colbert DFAVaxaPrescott Groupweight/obesitydietingfoodgross-outJimmymen/womenmarriagelookin' goodhealthStingbirth controlballstaintssurgerysexinjuriesanimalspenisesvolcanoes

Aired: 04/25/2012 | Views: 25,360
Watch FULL EPISODE April 25, 2012 — Guest: Michael Sandel

New Hampshire Primary & Mitt Romney's Gaffe

Episode #08041

Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman tie in Dixville Notch, and Romney declares that he likes being able to fire people. (05:13)

Tags:  primariesNew HampshireMitt RomneyJon HuntsmanNewt GingrichBarack ObamaterminationsChinainsurancemediaJimmySouth CarolinacookingfoodanimalstaintsbusinesscandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012gross-outdemonstrations

Aired: 01/10/2012 | Views: 56,982

Intro - 8/4/11

Episode #07102

Somebody snuck a vegetable into Wisconsin, baseball's cherished records face a threat, and Anthony Bourdain travels the world in search of great food. (00:34)

Tags:  introWisconsinfoodbaseballsportsworld recordscompetitionsBarry BondsculturerestaurantscookingAnthony Bourdaintravelrecallstaintshealthanimals

Aired: 08/04/2011 | Views: 37,645

Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Finance

Episode #07091

Sean Parnell supports Colbert Super PAC's plan to buy an elephant, but Sheila Krumholz wants to shine a light on the taint of private money. (06:27)

Tags:  on locationSheila KrumholzSean Parnellappearancesmoneyfreedom of speechbusinessfundraisingIndecisionIndecision 2012electionsFirst AmendmenttaintsanimalselephantsdogscryingdeathBud Light Limealcoholadvertisingfounding fatherslawscampaigns

Aired: 07/18/2011 | Views: 54,518

On Topic - The Five Senses - Touch

Stephen touches things he shouldn't, and hugs athletes, military men and a puppy dressed in fatigues. (03:01)

Tags:  On Topicmashupsexclusivesballsdogsgay/homosexualgunshistorymilitaryAir Forcemuseumssexismtaints

Aired: 04/18/2011 | Views: 49,641

On Topic - The Five Senses - Smell

Stephen finds out how to keep his nose from getting bored and launches his own American fragrance. (03:04)

Tags:  On Topicmashupsexclusivesfoodpolice businesstaintsoil spillsAmerica

Aired: 04/18/2011 | Views: 54,057

Tip/Wag - TSA, Bert & Dogs

Episode #06141

The TSA offers friendly skies with benefits, Bert moves from PBS to LGBT, and Stephen appeals to an unexpected demographic. (06:47)

Tags:  Tip/WagTSAterrorismsecurityflyingtravelSkyMallCNNmediagay/homosexualSesame StreetkidsTwitterfacial hairYouTubedogsThe Daily ShowJimmyphotosit-getterstaintspornaudience interactionpetsanimals

Aired: 11/04/2010 | Views: 34,280

All's Well That Ends Oil Well - Michael Blum

Episode #06106

As the shrimp season begins, Michael Blum discusses the human health risks caused by the BP oil spill. (05:11)

Tags:  interviewsoiloceansGulf of MexicoenvironmentpollutionAddress the Messbusinessfoodanimalshealthtaintsfishingoil spills

Aired: 08/19/2010 | Views: 45,286

Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 1

Episode #06086

Thousands of years of mummification probably gave King Tut a severe case of the Shrinky Dinks. (03:54)

Tags:  King TutpeniseshistorytaintsEgyptIsraelcircumcisionphotosTime MagazineLarry KingretirementcrimeMysteries of the Ancient Unknown

Aired: 06/30/2010 | Views: 51,457

Vodka Eyeballing

Episode #06069

If you think metaphorical beer goggles are bad, imagine what literal vodka goggles will make you do. (02:28)

Tags:  alcoholpartyingtaintsphotosJimmycracks uphangovers

Aired: 06/01/2010 | Views: 49,648

Cheating Death - Tobacco Mints, Breast Milk & Hallucinogens

Episode #06059

Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and hallucinogens help the elderly with end-of-life anxiety. (06:20)

Tags:  Cheating DeathDr. Stephen T. Colbert DFAPrescott GroupEugene MirmanVaxahealthNana & Pee-PopsmokingtaintskidsteensbreastsdrugsLSDsenior citizensphotosJimmyNative Americanparenting

Aired: 04/28/2010 | Views: 57,701

The Word - Define & Conquer

Episode #

Republicans know that Americans are more opposed to reconciliation when it's called the "nuclear option." (04:52)

Tags:  The WordRush LimbaughhealthlawsRepublicanstaintsdoctorsSenate

Aired: 03/09/2010 | Views: 83,402

Stephen Challenges Shani Davis

Episode #05159

If Shani Davis beats Stephen in a speedskating race, he'll get an autographed copy of his Sports Illustrated cover. (04:47)

Tags:  Olympicschallengesice skatingColbert NationSports IllustratedsportsShani Davistaints

Aired: 12/14/2009 | Views: 38,970

Better Know a Lobby - Acorn

Episode #05097

Acorn's chief community organizer, Bertha Lewis, needs to know the number of Stephen's sexual partners for her census form. (06:44)

Tags:  Bertha LewisBetter Know a LobbyACORNObama administrationon locationpovertyhousingsextaintshealthsongsThe Lion King

Aired: 07/21/2009 | Views: 35,047

Stephen Wants to Be the Worst Person in the World

Episode #05094

Stephen tries to make it onto Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" list by slapping a baby with a puppy. (03:30)

Tags:  Mark SanfordadulteryscandalsmediaconservativeKeith OlbermannSouth Carolinasexanimalsdogsaudience interactionunder the deskfightsmail/e-mailsexual advancesArgentinataints

Aired: 07/15/2009 | Views: 77,208