Before American society collapses into roving, cannibalistic motorcycle gangs, it should try bubble tea and have sex with Canada. (03:34)

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Cee Lo Green's "F**k You" is so infectious that Stephen feels like he needs to go on a course of Zithromax after he listens to it. (03:55)

Tags:  interviews,  celebrities,  music,  George W. Bush,  tattoos,  Fox News,  Cee Lo Green,  pop culture

Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Mayor John Fetterman has won re-election and Braddock, PA is getting a new community center. (05:45)

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Stephen apologizes to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank without anyone seeing him do it. (05:42)

Tags:  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  Barney Frank,  TV,  talk shows,  apologies,  growing up,  pets,  dogs,  crying,  police business,  New Jersey,  tattoos,  music,  photos,  Jimmy,  racism

Every time Southerners try to celebrate Confederate heritage, Yankees ruin it by mentioning the s-word. (05:01)

Tags:  The Word,  Bob McDonnell,  Haley Barbour,  Virginia,  slavery,  racism,  Civil War,  wars,  history,  the South,  tattoos,  media,  photos

Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to raise $200 million for NBC and prepares to race Shani Davis. (02:48)

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Bill Clinton works tirelessly to find a cure for Stephen Colbert, and the back of Stephen's head sells ad space for AMP Energy. (02:19)

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Stephen asks Representative Faleomavaega about his butt tattoos. (:50)

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