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ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

Tags:  ThreatDownviolencepolice businessNYPDAfrican Americanethnicprofilingracismstatisticsmen/womenspacetime travelBarack Obamagay/homosexualsame-sex marriageimpressionsexercisesexhealthscienceMatthew McConaugheylookin' goodanimalsmonkeys!gross-outzoosprisonoral sexassesinternational affairsChinaU.K.New York CityGeorge Clinton

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 32,882
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Cyber Republican Convention

Episode #08068

With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations. (03:58)

Tags:  Republican National ConventionTampaFloridaCNNtechnologyballoonssimulationsunder the desktime travelinventionszombiesPatricia Heatonbirth controlTVsexual advancessexcandidatesRepublicansMitt Romney24-hour newsmediademonstrationsconservative

Aired: 03/07/2012 | Views: 18,999

Posthumous Mormon Baptism

Episode #08061

Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel calls on Mitt Romney to end the Mormon practice of posthumously baptizing Jews. (05:10)

Tags:  Elie WieselMormonJewishreligioncontroversiesdeathprotestsMitt RomneyAnne Franktime travelCatholicHeavenflyinginternscircumcisionsimulationsfoodunder the deskThe Inquisitionpenises

Aired: 02/23/2012 | Views: 94,402

Brian Cox

Episode #07095

Particle physicist Brian Cox talks about the future of the universe and the possibility of the Higgs boson particle. (06:46)

Tags:  Brian CoxinterviewsbookssciencespaceLarge Hadron Colliderfuturetime travelenergysexual advancesbasic cable

Aired: 07/25/2011 | Views: 26,980

Flagworth 2012

Episode #07089

Seeing an American flag can shift voters toward republicanism, so Franklin F. Flagworth should be the GOP's frontrunner. (03:17)

Tags:  Barack Obamatime travelRepublicansflagslapel pinspatriotismAmericavotingelectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012John McCaincandidatessexscandalsdentalphotospollsIndecision 2008

Aired: 07/13/2011 | Views: 21,664

Dan Sinker

Episode #07034

Dan Sinker questions the sanity of anyone who actually thought he was Rahm Emanuel on Twitter. (06:04)

Tags:  Dan SinkerinterviewsRahm EmanuelDavid AxelrodTwitterInternetlyingmental healthMichelle Malkinlookin' goodfacial hairChicagotime traveldrugscharityimitations

Aired: 03/08/2011 | Views: 35,566

Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl Bem

Episode #07016

Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception. (07:46)

Tags:  interviewsfuturesexsciencetime travelporncontroversiespsychicsColbert BumpDaryl Bem

Aired: 01/27/2011 | Views: 61,453

One Hour in the Future

Episode #06142

Jay the Intern will earn a college credit by shooting Past Stephen when he shows up one hour from now. (03:13)

Tags:  give it to meNobel Prizetime travelfutureinternsgunsJimmy

Aired: 11/08/2010 | Views: 47,335

Intro - 9/13/10

Episode #06114

Stephen finds the best place to put your money other than in a time machine set for 1999, and talks to Lisa Birnbach about "True Prep." (00:28)

Tags:  intromoneytime travelbooksfashioncrimeriotsLisa Birnbachviolence

Aired: 09/13/2010 | Views: 46,437

Michio Kaku

Episode #06088

Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades. (04:09)

Tags:  interviewsbookssciencesci-fiStephen HawkingspaceGodtime travelfuturefiresidehealth

Aired: 07/05/2010 | Views: 45,757

Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy Thief

Episode #06068

The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed. (00:13)

Tags:  sign offtime travelalcoholcrime

Aired: 05/13/2010 | Views: 11,352

Intro - 05/04/10

Episode #06062

Authorities capture the attempted Times Square bombing suspect, and Mark Moffett says humans have a lot in common with ants. (00:33)

Tags:  New York CityterrorismStephen Hawkingtime travelMark Moffettanimals

Aired: 05/04/2010 | Views: 38,980

Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Time Travel

Episode #06062

Stephen "Hef on Wheels" Hawking wouldn't go back in time to kill Hitler or save Jesus -- he'd tag Marilyn Monroe in her prime. (03:30)

Tags:  Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-HoleStephen Hawkingtime travelappearancesscienceMichael J. Foxunder the deskMarilyn MonroeGalileoJimmyphotoshistoryinterviewsbooks

Aired: 05/04/2010 | Views: 39,525

ThreatDown - Fox, the Obamas & Time-Traveling Brandy Thieves

Episode #06045

Fox cancels "24," Michelle Obama wins a Kids' Choice Award, and thieves steal brandy out of a time capsule. (06:59)

Tags:  ThreatDownTVtortureBarack ObamaNobel PrizeMichelle ObamaNickelodeonkidsjunk food80stime travelalcoholcrimeKiefer Sutherland24

Aired: 04/05/2010 | Views: 33,316

Big Bang Theory

Episode #05137

Physicists theorize that the Large Hadron Collider is being sabotaged from the future. (04:12)

Tags:  sciencefuturespaceBobbytime travelSwitzerlandLarge Hadron Collider

Aired: 10/28/2009 | Views: 36,749

Brian Cox

Episode #05137

Physicist Brian Cox, one of People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive, discusses relativity and scientific bollocks. (06:05)

Tags:  Brian Coxinterviewsbookssciencefuturespacetime travelDoritosfriend of the showBrian GreeneLarge Hadron Colliderlookin' goodPeople Magazine

Aired: 10/28/2009 | Views: 39,644

Sign Off - Future Stephen

Episode #05137

Stephen will stick a fork into a toaster unless his future self comes back to stop him. (01:44)

Tags:  sign offfuturecostumestime travel

Aired: 10/28/2009 | Views: 10,214

Sign Off - Goodnight?

Episode #05136

Brian Cox will be on tomorrow, unless this is a rerun. (00:26)

Tags:  sign offBrian Coxtime travelfuture

Aired: 10/27/2009 | Views: 5,880

Yahweh or No Way - Legislation Prayers & Fake Shroud of Turin

Episode #05133

Special interest groups pray on issues like health care, and an Italian scientist makes a fake Shroud of Turin look like Cher with a mustache. (04:24)

Tags:  Yahweh or No WayreligionGodMTVChristianJesustime travelCherfacial hairmusicCongressLady Gaga

Aired: 10/14/2009 | Views: 23,360

1997 Flashback

Episode #05026

Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac. (03:04)

Tags:  Barack ObamaCongressspeecheseconomyJimmydancingstocksInternetStephen's laptopAppleWall Streettechnologyhistorytime travel

Aired: 02/24/2009 | Views: 83,073