Episode #08085

An Internet dating service helps survivalists Arma-get-it-on, and a fast food chain reminds evacuees to grab a menu. (04:23)

Tags:  End of the World of the Week,  doomsday,  international affairs,  men/women,  apocalypse,  dating,  Thailand,  Internet,  Stephen's products,  natural disasters,  earthquakes,  tsunamis,  KFC,  fast food,  business,  apologies,  photos,  cannibalism,  Colbertisms,  mongering,  future,  poop & pee,  advertising

Episode #07040

CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket. (05:38)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  big red button,  under the desk,  Japan,  earthquakes,  tsunamis,  natural disasters,  money,  economy,  stocks,  apologies,  Twitter,  food,  international affairs,  movies,  kids,  appearances,  gambling,  Jimmy Fallon,  friends,  DonorsChoose.org,  charity,  art,  education,  school,  shortages,  ethics

Episode #07039

Colonel Gaddafi announces that he's traveling to Iowa to dump seawater on the nuclear reactors. (01:31)

Tags:  Japan,  Libya,  Muammar al-Gaddafi,  earthquakes,  tsunamis,  natural disasters,  nuclear,  wars,  dictators,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  international affairs

Episode #07038

Californians panic over trace amounts of radiation that might drift 5,000 miles and contaminate their Jamba Juices. (02:42)

Tags:  Japan,  America,  California,  earthquakes,  tsunamis,  natural disasters,  nuclear,  protests,  violence,  celebrities,  dating,  international affairs,  health

Episode #07037

Japan suffers a massive earthquake, and America launches air strikes against Libya. (05:34)

Tags:  Japan,  Libya,  Middle East,  Muammar al-Gaddafi,  Mike Mullen,  Barack Obama,  Ronald Reagan,  earthquakes,  tsunamis,  nuclear,  volcanoes,  natural disasters,  robots,  missiles,  wars,  dictators,  history,  mental health,  facial hair,  photos,  international affairs