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Super PACs haven't led to billionaires secretly buying democracy, they've led to billionaires publicly buying it. (02:58)
Stephen thanks the heroes for their donations and reveals how Colbert Super PAC will spend its $1 million. (03:58)
Chinese tycoon and friend of the show Long Liyuan dies after indulging in a poisoned meal of slow-boiled cat-meat stew. (03:45)
Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich contend with primary problems, while the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC turns on Stephen. (04:17)
After winning a non-binding caucus by eight votes and a plurality of the vote in one of the smallest primaries in the nation, Mitt Romney is a juggishnaut. (06:14)
A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo. (03:57)
Conservative pundits criticize the Obama White House for throwing an extravagant Halloween party for the children of U.S. troops. (05:06)
To grease the voting skids, the Republicans hold not one, but two, New Hampshire presidential primary debates. (03:49)
Rick Santorum catches the notice of the most influential voice of the 19th century: George Will. (03:02)
Pat Robertson plays Twenty Questions with God and finds out that the only way to save America is through overwhelming prayer. (06:02)
The Colbert Report's official prognosticating snail meditates on the possible outcome of the 2012 Republican caucuses. (02:53)
Department stores stop offering free gift wrapping, Santa lowers kids' expectations, and Arizona families fight the war on Christmas, fully armed. (05:46)
Due to a high-fat low-carb diet craze, Norway has no butter and no hope of rebuilding its butter reserves. (03:45)
Iran claims to have captured one of America's secret stealth drones, so Stephen hatches a plan to get it back. (02:59)
Stephen needs help staying awake through this episode of The Report after honoring Yo-Yo Ma at the 34th Kennedy Center Honors. (03:33)
Congress takes action against piracy with a bill that grants copyright holders the power to shut down websites displaying unlicensed content. (02:25)
Fox New's Bret Baier asks Mitt Romney questions he doesn't want to answer, thereby making him look bad. (03:24)
Pushy Pops finally addresses the most annoying part of eating: the pause between putting food in your face and putting more food in your face. (03:49)
After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old. (03:57)
Co-founder and director of 350.org Bill McKibben explains why the Keystone XL pipeline will mean "game over" for the climate. (06:39)