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Sign Off - Two Weeks Off & Dry Roasted Peanuts

Episode #08101

The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts. (00:20)

Tags:  sign offMr. Peanutfoodvacations

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 6,087
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Stephen's Spring Break

Episode #08074

Stephen enjoyed 84 degrees on the islands while New Yorker suckers were stuck shivering in 82 degrees. (01:49)

Tags:  vacationsweatherGroundhog DayPunxsutawney Phillyinganimalsstocksmoney

Aired: 03/26/2012 | Views: 14,963

Sign Off - Goodnight

Episode #08055

Stephen says goodnight and reminds viewers that The Report is taking time off. (00:09)

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Aired: 02/02/2012 | Views: 7,584

Rick Perry's Questionably Named Hunting Camp

Episode #08001

The Rick Perry family hunting camp once had a racially charged name, but many presidents have vacationed at questionably named resorts. (03:05)

Tags:  Rick PerrycontroversiesHerman CainracismdiscriminationAfrican Americantoys & gamesdancingethnicChineseJewishRichard NixonBarack ObamavacationshistorycandidatesIndecisionIndecision 2012Republicanselections

Aired: 10/03/2011 | Views: 39,740

Michele Bachmann's Natural Disaster Metaphor

Episode #07111

In Michele Bachmann's metaphor, God represents the American people, politicians represent themselves, and the hurricane represents the earthquake. (03:32)

Tags:  natural disastersweatherfoodapologiesgay/homosexualNew ZealandvacationsreligiontelevangelismMichele BachmanncandidatesRepublicansGodmediaWashington DCAbraham LincolnThomas JeffersonsexHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/06/2011 | Views: 57,306

Intro - 8/18/11

Episode #07110

The Iowa straw poll has become an empty dirt field, Anderson Cooper loses his composure, and computer hacker Kevin Mitnick discusses technology. (00:36)

Tags:  introIowapollsanimalsAnderson CooperWalter Cronkitemoon landingnuditymediaKevin MitnicksecurityInternettechnologyvacations

Aired: 08/18/2011 | Views: 11,381

Helium Runs Out

Episode #07097

With America's helium supply dwindling, the country has no choice but to hunt balloons in the wild. (03:10)

Tags:  scienceshortagesballoonsflyinganimalsdrugshealthNooo!Jimmyballspoop & peefamilykidsapologiesdocumentariesDoris Kearns Goodwinthe heroesvacationselitismSouth Park

Aired: 07/27/2011 | Views: 21,106

Intro - 7/13/11

Episode #07089

America might have to crash on Canada's couch for a while, the Republican party gets a fresh young face, and David McCullough discusses his book about Americans in Paris. (00:32)

Tags:  introAmericaCanadadebteconomymoneykidsbeauty pageantslookin' goodagingretirementbooksDavid McCulloughParisvacations

Aired: 07/13/2011 | Views: 27,900

Sarah Palin's Bus Tour

Episode #07069

Like Sarah Palin, Stephen wants to use his super PAC to take his kids on a for-profit vacation. (02:59)

Tags:  Sarah PalinColbert Super PACInternetmediaGeorge WashingtonslaveryhistorymoneycandidateselectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012Jimmyvacationstravel

Aired: 05/31/2011 | Views: 134,637

Snowpocalypse 2010

Episode #07001

Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday. (02:44)

Tags:  New YearholidaysweathervacationsmediaBibleJesusreligionChristiantravelNew York CityPhiladelphiaNFLfootballsportsEd RendellJimmy

Aired: 01/03/2011 | Views: 33,119

Sign Off - Speaking Fee

Episode #06110

Stephen will be off next week, unless you've got a million dollars for his speaking fee. (00:21)

Tags:  sign offvacationsmoney

Aired: 08/26/2010 | Views: 17,913

Moral Compass 5000 Action Center

Episode #06101

Michelle Obama vacations in Spain, and Newt Gingrich's narcissistic hypocrisy undermines his moral authority. (08:37)

Tags:  Michelle ObamaSpainvacationstravelbirthdaysgay/homosexualNewt GingrichmoralitymarriageadulterydivorcesexAmericapollsdeath penaltytouch screenSnoopycloning

Aired: 08/11/2010 | Views: 98,083

Honoring Martin Luther King

Episode #06100

Stephen doesn't know why he had yesterday off, so to cover his bases, he wishes Martin Luther King Jr. a happy birthday. (00:16)

Tags:  vacationsbirthdaysMartin Luther King Jr.holidays

Aired: 08/10/2010 | Views: 24,376

Stephen's Eco-Vacation

Episode #06092

Stephen went on an eco-vacation where he saved marine life from the BP oil spill by removing as many fish from the ocean as he could. (01:24)

Tags:  vacationsfishingenvironmentoiloceanspollutionAddress the MessJimmyfoodanimalslookin' good

Aired: 07/26/2010 | Views: 30,326

Racial Pro Firing

Episode #06092

The Obama administration is so scared of right-wing pundits that it will take swift and decisive action on problems that have no basis in fact. (05:43)

Tags:  Shirley SherrodBud Light LimealcoholvacationsracismAfrican AmericanscandalsObama administrationFox NewsBill O'ReillyPapa BearGlenn BeckHillary Clintoncats & catsRobert GibbsMel GibsonconservativepunditsJimmyInternetAdolf HitlerInternetAdolf Hitlerresignationsterminations

Aired: 07/26/2010 | Views: 69,800

Sign Off - Go Get a Tan

Episode #06091

Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan. (00:10)

Tags:  sign offvacations

Aired: 07/08/2010 | Views: 19,460

Colbert Platinum - Summer Travel Edition

Episode #06079

A hotel in Abu Dhabi installs a gold vending machine, and fine-art transport companies shuttle your masterpieces. (04:16)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumwealthmoneyBill GatesWarren BuffettcharitytravelflyingvacationsAbu DhabiLas VegasstrippersartphotosJimmy

Aired: 06/17/2010 | Views: 29,877

The Word - Learning Is Fundamental

Episode #05127

As a fifth grader and small businessman, Andy Gellman has to think about how longer school hours will affect the economy. Download The Word iPhone App NOW! (05:46)

Tags:  The WordeducationschoolkidsGretchen CarlsoneconomybusinesslawsvacationsBrown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

Aired: 10/05/2009 | Views: 57,764

Intro - 09/14/09

Episode #05116

The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark. (00:33)

Tags:  introhealthdebatesMTVCory BookerNewarkvacationsrageNew Jersey

Aired: 09/14/2009 | Views: 5,124

Conservatives Are Back

Episode #05116

Barack Obama's speech on health care reform is so moving it almost fools Lindsey Graham into clapping. (04:01)

Tags:  vacationsconservativehealthlawsdebatestown hallragefist shakingRepublicansBarack ObamaLindsey GrahamJoe WilsonspeechesDick Cheneylookin' good

Aired: 09/14/2009 | Views: 43,168