Stephen tries out a mosquito net, increases the elephant population and reports on loveable eccentric Muammar al-Gaddafi in his coverage of Africa. (03:50)

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Stephen looks at the drug war in Mexico, and Leon Botstein wants to eliminate the last two years of high school. (00:26)

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John Burnett says recreational drug users are contributing directly to the mayhem in Mexico. (07:00)

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The Fairfax County School Board nails a teen junkie for taking birth control in the cafeteria. (04:46)

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The Christian Children's Fund changes its name, Jesus goes casual, and Japan unveils a scary robot teacher. (05:24)

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Stephen gets doped up to interview Ethan Nadelmann of the Drug Policy Alliance. (5:02)

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