Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rush Limbaugh,  Hu Jintao,  China,  Chinese,  Talib Kweli,  music,  African American,  Arizona,  laws,  government,  history,  Black History Month,  George Washington,  food,  Lewis Black,  Abraham Lincoln,  slavery,  vampires,  The Daily Show,  weight/obesity,  sports,  NFL,  gangs,  weapons,  Al Sharpton,  Barack Obama,  Ohio,  John Kasich,  stereotypes,  Hispanic,  Power Rangers,  pop culture

Newt Gingrich explains one of the Constitution's pre-existing conditions, which may lead to the rise of geriatric jihadists. (03:20)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Newt Gingrich,  Declaration of Independence,  Second Amendment,  insurance,  guns,  health,  Barack Obama,  laws,  jihad,  senior citizens,  food,  Spain,  Florida,  Guantanamo Bay,  Constitution,  prison,  national parks,  Better Know a Lobby,  Paul Helmke,  weapons,  Ronald Reagan,  assassinations,  government

Episode #08094

Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  kids,  education,  gay/homosexual,  guns,  Diane Keaton,  baseball,  New York City,  wealth,  parenting,  weapons,  celebrities,  sports

Episode #08094

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them. (03:53)

Tags:  guns,  fashion,  Sweetness,  appearances,  business,  laws,  under the desk,  Tim Gunn,  taints,  exercise,  safety,  photos,  New York Times,  weapons,  profiling

Episode #08088

National Geographic premieres a show about people obsessed with the imminent collapse of civilization, which hasn't been covered on TV in over a year. (04:44)

Tags:  End of the World of the Week,  National Geographic,  TV,  doomsday,  guns,  apocalypse,  injuries,  American blankscape,  mongering,  hippies,  Jimmy,  murder,  photos,  balls,  Mexico,  national parks,  animals,  penises,  Ted Nugent,  Glenn Beck,  weapons,  mental health

Episode #08086

The NRA Annual Meeting draws a star-studded lineup of conservative, gun-loving Republicans, plus Mitt Romney. (03:48)

Tags:  NRA,  guns,  Second Amendment,  Newt Gingrich,  civil rights,  God,  human rights,  Bill of Rights,  St. Louis,  Republicans,  laws,  Charlton Heston,  photos,  conservative,  Mitt Romney,  international affairs,  murder,  crime,  weapons,  Constitution,  England,  the moon,  religion

Episode #08083

The EPA regulates power plant carbon emissions, and a revolutionary box spring bunker stores up to 105 weapons. (04:32)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Obama administration,  guns,  EPA,  environment,  Stephen's products,  pollution,  laws,  health,  Jimmy,  Osama bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  energy,  business,  photos,  weapons,  inventions,  safety,  sleep,  my mistake,  assassinations,  unions,  driving,  Lisa Jackson,  Address the Mess

Episode #08075

The fear of not being able to buy guns during a second Obama term leads to Americans buying so many guns that now they can't buy any guns, just like they feared. (04:56)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  guns,  laws,  weapons,  apocalypse,  mongering,  Fox News,  American blankscape,  conspiracies,  elections,  NRA,  Second Amendment,  Wayne LaPierre,  Obama administration,  slavery,  ethnic,  Russia,  rage,  oil,  under the desk,  movies,  songs

Episode #08068

As war tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, Stephen fears a covert hipster plot. (03:50)

Tags:  Iran,  Middle East,  wars,  hipsters,  appearances,  Toby Keith,  culture,  international affairs,  mongering,  axis of evil,  military,  Israel,  fashion,  coffee,  nuclear,  weapons,  audience interaction,  America,  music,  conspiracies

Episode #08064

A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles. (00:33)

Tags:  intro,  poverty,  charity,  birth control,  men/women,  controversies,  William Shatner,  celebrities,  Star Trek,  North Korea,  nuclear,  WMDs,  weapons,  Kim Jong-il,  death,  little people,  dictators,  international affairs

Episode #08059

Ultimate Taser Ball is a dream come true for fans who love the NFL, but want to watch something slightly less violent. (03:59)

Tags:  Current Events,  tasers,  injuries,  sports,  Jimmy,  soccer,  NFL,  balls,  songs,  performances,  teens,  weapons,  health,  apologies,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  nudity,  photos,  Matt Lappin,  dogs,  toys & games,  North Carolina

Episode #08059

Author Robert Kagan talks about advising Mitt Romney on foreign policy and explores America's use of military force in international affairs. (05:24)

Tags:  Robert Kagan,  interviews,  books,  conservative,  Mitt Romney,  America,  business,  economy,  history,  high five,  democracy,  international affairs,  wars,  Iraq War,  Iran,  Israel,  nuclear,  weapons,  Middle East,  WMDs,  military,  Muammar al-Gaddafi,  Barack Obama

Episode #08055

CNN's Christiane Amanpour examines the likelihood of America and Israel going to war with Iran and weighs in on Iran's nuclear program. (06:26)

Tags:  Christiane Amanpour,  interviews,  Iran,  international affairs,  government,  Israel,  wars,  military,  Saddam Hussein,  Mole People,  peace,  Middle East,  nuclear,  WMDs,  weapons,  science,  intelligence,  Barack Obama,  Congress,  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,  protests,  dictators,  costumes,  mental health

Episode #08044

Activist Scott Douglas advocates the overturn of Alabama's HB 56 anti-immigrant law and calls for a single, fair immigration law across the U.S. (05:58)

Tags:  Scott Douglas,  interviews,  laws,  Alabama,  immigration,  police business,  Hispanic,  Latino,  ethnic,  don't see color,  crime,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  civil rights,  discrimination,  stereotypes,  racism,  African American,  Martin Luther King Day,  labor,  food,  weapons,  history,  protests

Episode #08040

The New Hampshire primary approaches, Rick Santorum offends black people, and Melissa Harris-Perry analyzes the stereotypes African American women face. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  New Hampshire,  primaries,  Mitt Romney,  Groundhog Day,  campaigns,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Rick Santorum,  African American,  discrimination,  Melissa Harris-Perry,  stereotypes,  men/women,  weapons

Episode #08034

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker implements a bold new policy requiring protesters to pay for the right to protest. (04:24)

Tags:  The Word,  Occupy Wall Street,  protests,  Scott Walker,  money,  Constitution,  freedom of speech,  Supreme Court,  business,  wealth,  Wisconsin,  Law & Order,  TV,  poverty,  weapons,  advertising,  Bud Light Lime,  laws

Episode #08025

The orgy of Black Friday Christmas shopping proves that America is back, and Americans will get their gifts by any means necessary. (03:25)

Tags:  Internet,  shopping,  money,  Christmas,  technology,  Stephen's laptop,  iPad,  Matt Lappin,  Jimmy,  violence,  weapons,  injuries,  crime,  Xbox,  video games,  Santa Claus,  audience interaction,  patriotism,  competitions,  riots,  Wal-Mart

Episode #08023

After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old. (03:57)

Tags:  Occupy Wall Street,  Seattle,  protests,  kids,  appearances,  injuries,  police business,  senior citizens,  demonstrations,  visually impaired,  pregnancy,  Jimmy,  under the desk,  weapons,  violence,  food,  health

Episode #08022

Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two." (06:12)

Tags:  Elijah Wood,  interviews,  movies,  celebrities,  animation,  Lord of the Rings,  weapons,  Jimmy,  nerd alert,  kids,  Ian McKellen,  weather,  global warming,  animals,  food,  supernatural,  magic,  gifts & presents

Episode #08017

Niall Ferguson explains that the U.S. economy has been the biggest in the world, since 1872, but will be overtaken by China in 2016. (05:34)

Tags:  Niall Ferguson,  interviews,  books,  China,  fights,  America,  history,  international affairs,  business,  economy,  labor,  weapons,  culture,  iPad,  wars,  U.K.,  Spanish,  doomsday,  technology