Episode #08098

A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  bears,  local news team,  weather,  Jimmy,  Pennsylvania,  animals,  Wolf Blitzer,  Andrew Napolitano,  Steve Doocy,  safety,  media,  pundits,  photos

Episode #08074

Stephen enjoyed 84 degrees on the islands while New Yorker suckers were stuck shivering in 82 degrees. (01:49)

Tags:  vacations,  weather,  Groundhog Day,  Punxsutawney Phil,  lying,  animals,  stocks,  money

Episode #08055

Americans commercialize and groundhog up the ancient Christo-Pagan rite of Candlemas, completely losing sight of its true meaning. (02:33)

Tags:  Groundhog Day,  Punxsutawney Phil,  weather,  costumes,  animals,  snakes,  insects,  history,  religion,  holidays,  Christian,  Jesus,  sexual advances,  songs,  pagan

Episode #08054

Mitt Romney wins the Florida primary in a landslide, big news emerges about Americone Dream, and Ameena Matthews interrupts gang violence. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  primaries,  Florida,  Americone Dream,  food,  weight/obesity,  Ameena Matthews,  gangs,  violence,  weather,  fashion

Episode #08038

The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI, confirms Mitt Romney's eight-vote win over Rick Santorum in the Iowa caucus. (03:34)

Tags:  caucuses,  Iowa,  ABC5/WOI,  local news team,  Rachel Pierce,  Amanda Krenz,  Brad Edwards,  John Walters,  appearances,  Mitt Romney,  trademark,  media,  sports,  weather,  Indecision 2012

God punishes the mid-Atlantic states for gayness, Sarah Palin speaks out against government jobs, and John Lithgow looks for Nordic lesbians. (04:13)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  gay/homosexual,  natural disasters,  unemployment,  Tim Pawlenty,  asses,  Rick Perry,  science,  Barack Obama,  Tom Brokaw,  weather,  Sarah Palin,  sex,  Emmy Awards,  Radiohead,  John Lithgow,  Colbert Super PAC,  Mark Cuban,  Karl Rove,  televangelism,  Ray Odierno,  health,  religion,  military

Stephen uncovers the Biblical roots of the Snowpocalypse and translates Rush Limbaugh's Chinese broadcast. (04:46)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  animals,  Israel,  spying,  Saudi Arabia,  Kevin Spacey,  Jack Abramoff,  Native American,  Sarah Palin,  military,  David Hasselhoff,  Ronald Reagan,  Rush Limbaugh,  translations,  Charlie Rose,  weather,  science,  tasers,  bears,  video games,  Bernard-Henri Levy,  Amy Chua,  cats & cats,  Ron Reagan,  mimes,  Spider-Man

Episode #08022

Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two." (06:12)

Tags:  Elijah Wood,  interviews,  movies,  celebrities,  animation,  Lord of the Rings,  weapons,  Jimmy,  nerd alert,  kids,  Ian McKellen,  weather,  global warming,  animals,  food,  supernatural,  magic,  gifts & presents

Episode #08016

Europe tries to save the Greek economy, media coverage of Herman Cain's sexual harassment scandal continues, and Nathan Wolfe discusses pandemics. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  Greece,  economy,  debt,  Herman Cain,  sexual advances,  scandals,  German,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans,  Nathan Wolfe,  health,  death,  New York City,  weather,  epidemics

Episode #08013

If Dick Armey's FreedomWorks can co-opt the Tea Party, then the Colbert Super PAC can co-opt Occupy Wall Street. (02:24)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  protests,  business,  Dick Armey,  Tea Party,  weather,  Punxsutawney Phil,  Groundhog Day,  mental health,  animals,  limos,  rage,  Starbucks,  under the desk,  money,  Republicans

Episode #08013

Stephen heads to Wall Street to gain the trust of Occupy Wall Street protesters and take over the movement. (07:20)

Tags:  on location,  New York City,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  protests,  weather,  business,  costumes,  Che Guevara,  food,  man on the street,  alcohol,  cults,  Adolf Hitler,  caucuses,  vaginas,  men/women,  lockouts,  dancing,  wealth,  money,  asses,  voting,  debates

Episode #08007

Former EPA administrator Carol Browner explains why clean air and water are good for America's economy. (03:29)

Tags:  Carol Browner,  appearances,  EPA,  environment,  Address the Mess,  government,  economy,  unemployment,  health,  safety,  business,  pollution,  weather,  natural disasters,  kids,  China,  international affairs,  doctors

Episode #08005

The Occupy Wall Street protests break out of their fair trade, cage-free, biodegradable, free love sweat lodge and spread their anti-one-percent message worldwide. (03:03)

Tags:  Occupy Wall Street,  protests,  Wall Street,  New York City,  international affairs,  America,  business,  musicals,  theater,  Phantom of the Opera,  audience interaction,  under the desk,  weapons,  Columbus Day,  weather,  poop & pee,  dogs,  hippies,  Silvio Berlusconi,  lookin' good

Episode #07121

In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh." (04:04)

Tags:  Rocktember with Radiohead,  Radiohead,  appearances,  global warming,  Jimmy,  environment,  Address the Mess,  weather,  photos,  Rick Perry,  documentaries,  Al Gore,  animals,  America,  Europe,  China,  hobos,  death penalty,  economy,  oil,  addiction,  heroin,  drugs,  Texas,  moon landing,  Florida,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  alternative energy,  Transformers,  Melinda Gates

Episode #07121

Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment. (04:19)

Tags:  Rocktember with Radiohead,  Thom Yorke,  Ed O'Brien,  appearances,  Radiohead,  science,  global warming,  environment,  corruption,  America,  government,  weather,  Address the Mess,  Texas,  Rick Perry,  oil,  Europe,  India,  international affairs,  Bono,  kids,  parenting,  wealth,  money,  business,  media

Episode #07117

Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu. (03:53)

Tags:  FEMA,  natural disasters,  weather,  hurricanes,  restaurants,  safety,  food,  Newt Gingrich,  animals,  Jimmy,  housing,  drugs,  alcohol,  photos,  government,  United Nations,  weight/obesity,  IHOP,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office. (03:50)

Tags:  Phil Rubio,  appearances,  books,  mail/e-mail,  Halliburton,  business,  government,  taxes,  money,  Congress,  unions,  labor,  rallies,  weather,  Internet,  asses,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07115

Al Gore talks about his work on the Climate Reality Project and marvels at the sophistication of Stephen's global warming metaphor. (06:43)

Tags:  Al Gore,  interviews,  Nobel Prize,  Democrats,  Rick Perry,  Republicans,  global warming,  weather,  environment,  Address the Mess,  science,  economy,  money,  Galileo,  international affairs,  Middle East,  China,  oil,  energy,  movies,  documentaries,  Keith Olbermann,  Heroe$ Crawl,  An Inconvenient Truth,  wars

Episode #07114

Newspapers are part of America's past, like buggy whip makers and the middle class, but they still perform an important function. (07:25)

Tags:  on location,  print media,  media,  weather,  fishing,  science,  Georgia,  Athens,  the South,  history,  dogs,  blue collar,  police business,  New York Times,  Twitter,  iPad,  crime,  alcohol,  food,  animals,  Heroe$ Crawl,  In the Field

Episode #07113

Rick Perry takes on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: Social Security. (04:50)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  scams,  Social Security,  global warming,  weather,  science,  death penalty,  guns,  photos,  Galileo,  space,  The Inquisition,  religion,  popes,  history,  under the desk,  marijuana,  drugs,  Jimmy,  senior citizens,  money,  wealth,  gambling,  Las Vegas,  retirement,  conservative,  Cirque de Soleil,  Texas,  Heroe$ Crawl,  environment,  The Daily Show