Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)

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For too long, average homeowners have been powerless against big banks, but vampire Patrick Rodgers forecloses on the foreclosers. (07:26)

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The Body Worlds exhibit devoted to cadaver sex makes being dead look like too much fun. (02:09)

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According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint. (00:32)

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Stephen gets doped up to interview Ethan Nadelmann of the Drug Policy Alliance. (5:02)

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