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Sign Off - Last Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07124

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)

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Aired: 09/29/2011 | Views: 46,257

Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth

Episode #07120

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago. (04:22)

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Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 60,766

FEMA's Waffle House Index

Episode #07117

Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu. (03:53)

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Aired: 09/15/2011 | Views: 27,028

Jeff Bridges

Episode #07109

Jeff Bridges talks about winning an Oscar, playing The Dude, keeping it real for his bluesy music. (05:05)

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Aired: 08/17/2011 | Views: 12,381

Colbert Super PAC - Frank Luntz Commits to the PAC

Episode #07108

Frank Luntz will help Stephen create a Colbert Super PAC ad that works for Democrats and Republicans and scores with the South and the North. (07:10)

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Aired: 08/16/2011 | Views: 36,192

Colbert Super PAC - Iowa Straw Poll Results

Episode #07107

Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes. (07:36)

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Aired: 08/15/2011 | Views: 115,923

Colbert Super PAC - Confused by Rick Parry with an "A" for America

Episode #07106

The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics. (05:40)

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Aired: 08/11/2011 | Views: 98,577

Yahweh or No Way - Mormons & God's Poll Numbers

Episode #07105

The Mormon Church's PR campaign makes Mormons irresistibly cool, while only 52% of Americans approve of God. (05:04)

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Aired: 08/10/2011 | Views: 354,395

Heatsteria

Episode #07104

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)

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Aired: 08/09/2011 | Views: 76,074

Nassir Ghaemi

Episode #07103

Psychiatrist Nassir Ghaemi believes that mental illness can foster great leadership, but the Republican presidential candidates are too "normal." (06:54)

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Aired: 08/08/2011 | Views: 20,412

Barack Obama's 50th Birthday

Episode #07102

Barack Obama throws himself a lavish birthday party instead of working on the economy, so the recession will last four hours longer. (03:34)

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Aired: 08/04/2011 | Views: 43,052

Robert Wittman

Episode #07101

Art crime investigator Robert Wittman recovers stolen paintings around the world and explains the challenges of museum security. (05:09)

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Aired: 08/03/2011 | Views: 15,825

From Ashes to Bullets

Episode #07099

Alabama company Holy Smoke turns loved ones' ashes into real bullets that can be used to hunt turkeys on Thanksgiving. (03:06)

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Aired: 08/01/2011 | Views: 43,210

Difference Makers - Patrick Rodgers

Episode #07097

For too long, average homeowners have been powerless against big banks, but vampire Patrick Rodgers forecloses on the foreclosers. (07:26)

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Aired: 07/27/2011 | Views: 61,905

Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub

Episode #07095

Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change. (05:47)

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Aired: 07/25/2011 | Views: 153,346

Newt's White Whale

Episode #07092

With his campaign $1 million in debt, Newt Gingrich will have to abandon Moby Dick Airways and travel on Metaphorical Unattainable Goal Bus Lines. (04:06)

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Aired: 07/19/2011 | Views: 38,192

We the Mediator - Celebrity Feuds

Episode #03002

Stephen picks sides in celebrity fights between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump, Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and Amitabh Bachchan and Shahrukh Khan. (4:54)

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Aired: 01/09/2007 | Views: 10,030

The Word - Tit for Tat

Episode #02160

An outraged Stephen speaks out against beauty queen Tara Conner for publicly exhibiting her sexuality, and proposes a change in the pageant scoring system. (2:57)

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Aired: 12/19/2006 | Views: 3,049