Episode #08103

Discriminating gays victimize America's horny, shrieking bachelorettes; while Mitt Romney's innovative iPhone app doubles his presidential odds. (07:37)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  bachelor/bachelorette parties,  marriage,  Mitt Romney,  iPhone,  elections,  cracks up,  lookin' good,  fashion,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  discrimination,  men/women,  strippers,  poverty,  Hollywood,  primaries,  Texas,  Apple,  photos,  Ron Paul,  Jimmy,  performances,  songs,  impressions,  Donald Trump,  Barack Obama,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08102

Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman." (00:38)

Tags:  intro,  Donald Trump,  controversies,  food,  Egypt,  elections,  candidates,  cats & cats,  Charlize Theron,  movies,  Republicans,  Mitt Romney,  primaries,  Texas

Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  men/women,  religion,  marriage,  laws,  evolution,  monkeys!,  restaurants,  Bible,  God,  Jesus,  Adam and Eve,  sex,  discrimination,  Robert Jeffress

Episode #08093

One thousand college students receive their Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack, so Stephen unveils the launch clue and silver treasure. (04:48)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Super Fun Pack,  collectibles,  college,  challenges,  treasures,  Colbert Nation,  University of Texas,  Texas,  sex,  under the desk,  Mitt Romney,  British,  mail/e-mail,  wealth,  money,  fundraising,  slogans,  sexual advances

Episode #08090

Mitt Romney makes a picnic gaffe, and former Texas School Board Chairman Don McLeroy rejects evolution. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  Mitt Romney,  Amish,  Don McLeroy,  education,  evolution,  Neil Diamond,  marriage,  songs,  Indecision 2012,  aging,  science,  Texas,  Pennsylvania

Episode #08090

Former Texas Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy discusses the documentary "The Revisionaries," science in textbooks and religious conservatism. (06:41)

Tags:  Don McLeroy,  interviews,  education,  creationism,  evolution,  documentaries,  Jimmy,  science,  religion,  Bible,  Satan,  Thomas Jefferson,  voting,  high five,  controversies,  Texas,  school,  God,  dinosaurs,  history,  Tea Party,  founding fathers,  conservative,  miracles,  truthiness,  Charles Darwin,  atheist,  censorship,  dreams

Episode #08089

America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna." (06:26)

Tags:  The Enemy Within,  Mexico,  border security,  food,  black market,  money,  ethnic,  appearances,  kids,  drugs,  laws,  Jim Gilchrist,  international affairs,  gross-out,  hot dogs,  crime,  America,  patriotism,  lobbyists,  mongering,  addiction,  police business

Episode #08078

Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff. (03:56)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Super Fun Pack,  college,  challenges,  Stephen's products,  collectibles,  Colbert Nation,  treasures,  Ham Rove,  Karl Rove,  food,  money,  fundraising,  movies,  Gwyneth Paltrow

Geraldo Rivera condemns hoodies, Obamacare makes it to the Supreme Court, and Stephen stumps Mark Ruffalo. (04:09)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08077

Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC. (07:04)

Tags:  Super Fun Pack,  Colbert Super PAC,  fundraising,  Wisconsin,  primaries,  Rick Santorum,  University of Texas,  challenges,  Mitt Romney,  money,  campaigns,  Texas,  print media,  college,  audience interaction,  under the desk,  Stephen's products,  Trevor Potter,  costumes,  Geraldo Rivera,  candidates,  facial hair,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  mail/e-mail,  Mormon,  tube socks,  Colbert Nation,  business

Episode #08077

Colbert Super PAC is popular in Texas, Stephen finds a way to involve colleges with Colbert Super PAC, and Mitt Romney tells a funny story. (01:02)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08070

Dave "Mudcat" Saunders explains the Southern culture of "fight, sing, drink, pray" and the Southern values of "God, guns and gays." (05:09)

Tags:  Dave Saunders,  appearances,  primaries,  blue collar,  the South,  Republicans,  South Carolina,  guns,  culture,  Mitt Romney,  under the desk,  food,  mental health,  Jimmy,  Richard Nixon,  Florida,  history,  80s,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  friends,  simulations,  gay/homosexual

Episode #08066

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors. (04:50)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NASCAR,  New Orleans Saints,  Danica Patrick,  bowling,  scandals,  football,  injuries,  lookin' good,  nudity,  money,  investigations,  sexism,  NFL,  mental health,  balls,  auto racing,  violence,  sports,  penises

Episode #08045

More controversial political ads emerge, God's matchmaking skills come into question, and Jennifer Granholm considers America's fight for jobs. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  advertising,  controversies,  Colbert Super PAC,  God,  dating,  Jennifer Granholm,  books,  unemployment,  America,  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Perry,  polls,  Texas,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08044

Jon Huntsman goes back to the Land's End catalog he came from, and Southern Evangelicals get behind Rick Santorum. (04:36)

Tags:  Jon Huntsman,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Texas,  conservative,  Christian,  Colbert 2012,  ethnic,  Jimmy,  lookin' good,  gay/homosexual,  sex,  men/women,  popes,  asses,  religion,  God,  candidates,  campaigns,  Indecision 2012,  discrimination,  primaries,  South Carolina,  Baptist

Rick Santorum makes an ethnic gaffe, Rush Limbaugh speculates on White House activities, Stephen wonders about Mitt Romney, and Jon Stewart acquires the Colbert Super PAC. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08041

Bill Moyers believes that capitalism is out of control and there can be no people's democracy as long as corporations are considered people. (06:02)

Tags:  Bill Moyers,  interviews,  media,  business,  wealth,  nailed,  capitalism,  freedom of speech,  Supreme Court,  democracy,  corruption,  laws,  Mitt Romney,  Lyndon Johnson,  Joseph Campbell,  the South,  animals,  racism

Episode #08041

Dixville Notch announces its primary results, Rush Limbaugh wonders about White House activities, and Bill Moyers discusses corporate personhood. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Anthony Weiner tweets penis pics, StePhest Colbchella '011 rocks The Report, and Colbert PAC becomes a super PAC. (05:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Anthony Weiner,  Twitter,  scandals,  Republicans,  dancing,  health,  gay/homosexual,  Sesame Street,  Barack Obama,  Keith Olbermann,  alcohol,  Jack White,  addiction,  heroin,  Michele Bachmann,  John Wayne,  John Wayne Gacy,  Iowa,  Colbert Super PAC,  StePhest Colbchella '011,  Talib Kweli,  taxes,  Sarah Palin,  America,  rock 'n' roll,  poetry,  sexual advances,  South Korea,  drugs,  Grover Norquist

Episode #08032

Jack Abramoff describes the controversial activities he engaged in as a Washington lobbyist and discusses the corrupting influence of campaign contributions. (06:23)

Tags:  Jack Abramoff,  interviews,  books,  lobbyists,  corruption,  Washington DC,  laws,  crime,  Native American,  Congress,  money,  prostitution,  prison,  restaurants,  gifts & presents