Episode #07124

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)

Tags:  sign off,  Jimmy,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Marines,  military,  Afghanistan War,  troops,  farts,  Afghanistan,  culture,  terrorism,  weapons,  Jimmy,  anthems,  poop & pee,  patriotism,  security,  flying,  kids,  ululations,  parents,  costumes,  impressions,  appearances,  Arabic,  food,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them. (04:17)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  United Nations,  diplomacy,  Rick Perry,  international affairs,  stereotypes,  discrimination,  Mongolia,  Israel,  Mahmoud Abbas,  Palestine,  peace,  Jewish,  Christian,  Jimmy,  religion,  Middle East,  photos,  songs,  music,  Nobel Prize,  dancing,  apocalypse,  rallies,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07119

The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery. (04:27)

Tags:  Europe,  European Union,  economy,  debt,  Greece,  Germany,  Nazi,  wars,  Adolf Hitler,  World War II,  history,  international affairs,  America,  Great Depression,  England,  college,  asses,  lookin' good,  Angela Merkel,  Silvio Berlusconi,  sex,  Heroe$ Crawl,  Belgium,  work/office,  Poland,  mythology,  photos,  Incredible Hulk,  balls,  recession,  labor

Episode #07119

Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008. (05:04)

Tags:  Chrystia Freeland,  appearances,  Europe,  Germany,  international affairs,  European Union,  economy,  debt,  bailouts,  money,  Greece,  wars,  England,  America,  recession,  alcohol,  Spain,  Italy,  Heroe$ Crawl,  Henry Kissinger,  conspiracies

Episode #07118

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that the U.S. needs money, but conservatives think Barack Obama is waging class warfare by taxing the rich. (02:45)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  economy,  taxes,  wealth,  unemployment,  business,  approval ratings,  conservative,  Paul Ryan,  Republicans,  gambling,  wars,  NASA,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07118

If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable. (04:31)

Tags:  The Word,  economy,  taxes,  money,  poverty,  drugs,  senior citizens,  Social Security,  unemployment,  bacon,  Michele Bachmann,  Republicans,  death,  under the desk,  housing,  Wall Street,  health,  Congress

Episode #07118

The end of "don't ask, don't tell" forever changes America's perception of its military. (03:40)

Tags:  military,  troops,  gay/homosexual,  laws,  discrimination,  photos,  wars,  history,  movies,  stereotypes,  weapons,  Pentagon,  lapel pins,  World War II,  Tom Brokaw,  books,  Ray Odierno,  lookin' good,  penises,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07118

Author Jeffrey Kluger discusses the effect of sibling dynamics on people's lives and explains why Stephen is such a charmer. (06:26)

Tags:  Jeffrey Kluger,  interviews,  siblings,  books,  family,  kids,  growing up,  crying,  men/women,  mental health,  cats & cats,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07117

Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world. (06:03)

Tags:  Jimmy Fallon,  Anderson Cooper,  appearances,  friends,  friend of the show,  Emmy Awards,  photos,  flashbacks,  amusement parks,  fashion,  fights,  rage,  murder,  crying,  costumes,  bikes,  Harry Potter,  magic,  food,  health,  mental health,  hobos,  breaking up,  talk shows,  audience interaction,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07117

Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu. (03:53)

Tags:  FEMA,  natural disasters,  weather,  hurricanes,  restaurants,  safety,  food,  Newt Gingrich,  animals,  Jimmy,  housing,  drugs,  alcohol,  photos,  government,  United Nations,  weight/obesity,  IHOP,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic. (05:58)

Tags:  Michael Moore,  interviews,  books,  liberal,  conservative,  Democrats,  Barack Obama,  George W. Bush,  Republicans,  discrimination,  unemployment,  growing up,  literary references,  Bush v. Gore,  school,  accept your apology,  magic,  Tom Hanks,  candidates,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  documentaries,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07110

While Vladimir Putin bags tigers in Siberia, Barack Obama bags a pie on his Midwestern safari. (03:13)

Tags:  Vladimir Putin,  lookin' good,  Russia,  Barack Obama,  Dmitry Medvedev,  America,  Rick Perry,  photos,  New York Times,  the Midwest,  Canada,  transportation,  hybrids,  Yosemite Sam,  James Bond,  hunting,  guns,  animals,  nerd alert,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07110

Stephen goes live via satellite to The Colbert Report's local affiliate in Des Moines, WOI, for the latest on the Rick Parry write-in scandal. (03:58)

Tags:  ABC5/WOI,  Rachel Pierce,  Amanda Krenz,  Brad Edwards,  John Walters,  appearances,  Colbert Super PAC,  Republicans,  Iowa,  Des Moines,  scandals,  controversies,  media,  local news team,  polls,  health,  kids,  sports,  weather,  Emmy Awards,  football,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07109

Jeff Bridges talks about winning an Oscar, playing The Dude, keeping it real for his bluesy music. (05:05)

Tags:  Jeff Bridges,  interviews,  movies,  music,  Academy Awards,  The Big Lebowski,  songs,  facial hair,  mental health,  drugs,  marijuana,  lookin' good,  aging,  Tron,  voice-over,  advertising,  fans,  the heroes,  alcohol,  parents,  celebrities

Episode #07108

Frank Luntz will help Stephen create a Colbert Super PAC ad that works for Democrats and Republicans and scores with the South and the North. (07:10)

Tags:  Frank Luntz,  appearances,  books,  pundits,  Fox News,  Colbert Super PAC,  lookin' good,  energy,  truthiness,  advertising,  business,  apologies,  money,  fundraising,  Democrats,  Republicans,  violence,  animals,  drugs,  the heroes,  conservative,  visually impaired

Episode #07107

Stephen apologizes to ABC's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI: it turns out their general manager, Ray Cole, has touched Stephen's Emmy. (02:39)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  apologies,  local news team,  media,  Emmy Awards,  advertising,  kids,  poop & pee,  the heroes,  Iowa,  ABC

Episode #07106

The Palin bus arrives in Iowa, and Stephen reveals an ear-sizzling hot-buttered Colbert Super PAC ad that appeals to Iowa's basest kernel instinct. (05:14)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  Colbert Super PAC,  Sarah Palin,  porn,  Iowa,  Des Moines,  Republicans,  polls,  debates,  voting,  Indecision,  blue collar,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  advertising,  Jimmy,  Colbert Nation,  money,  fundraising,  food,  photos,  Segway,  the heroes,  history,  the Midwest,  farming

Episode #07106

The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics. (05:40)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  advertising,  Iowa,  Rick Perry,  media,  local news team,  TV,  conspiracies,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  rage,  Des Moines,  elections,  polls,  business,  voting,  mail/e-mail,  Nebraska,  Emmy Awards,  competitions,  the heroes,  fights,  audience interaction,  money,  ABC,  corruption,  education

Episode #07105

Father Jim Martin believes that God's job is sustaining the universe, but His performance can't be judged. (04:16)

Tags:  James Martin,  appearances,  friend of the show,  books,  God,  Colbert Super PAC,  religion,  Catholic,  Christian,  polls,  approval ratings,  Jesus,  death,  advertising,  the heroes,  Buddha,  campaigns