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Episode #08101
Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)
Episode #08098
A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)
Episode #08071
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual. (07:16)
Episode #08063
Think of all that Stephen has accomplished in 1,000 Colbert Report episodes. (03:06)
Episode #08052
Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)
Episode #08001
Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius. (04:48)
Episode #07101
The state of North Dakota may not exist, subversive weather blows into Arizona, and the classic American game of anti-trust law violation gets a makeover. (07:31)
Episode #07079
Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle. (05:05)
Episode #07060
Superman renounces his U.S. citizenship, Madden NFL 12 adds a concussion rule, and "Glee" glamorizes homosexuality. (05:32)
Stephen thinks presidents should express our anger for us and vents outrage to a bear at the Humane Society. (02:46)
Episode #07014
Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner. (05:04)
Episode #06130
Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals. (04:36)
Episode #06124
Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work. (05:09)
Episode #06124
Stephen calls out Arianna Huffington, reports on koalas suffering from Chlamydia and talks to Steven Rattner about the auto industry bailout. (01:01)
Episode #06117
Stephen asks Jerome Goddard how to stop the rabid infestation of bedbugs that seems to have come about during the Obama administration. (05:36)
Episode #06114
If Americans are more interested in microwaves than TVs, Stephen will make his show microwavy. (03:15)
Episode #06107
Oysters suffer a herpes outbreak, a Japanese hacker replaces files with images of squid, and Israeli regulators may close the Jordan River. (04:46)
Episode #06098
Contrary to a "Fox & Friends" report, monkeys can't be trained by the Taliban to shoot and kill American soldiers. (02:51)
Episode #06087
Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy. (05:07)
Stephen learns that his photo was on an episode of House M.D. and he spins the wheel to stop the BP oil spill. (04:20)