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Episode #08081
A Valentine's Day manatee mailbox massacre, in Cocoa, FL, is just one violation in a string of serial manatee mailbox mutilations. (07:58)
Jeremy Lin captivates America, Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a heartfelt Valentine, and contraceptives prevent the Lord from getting action. (02:07)
Episode #08057
Although surely wonderful in their own way, members of the shelter dog underclass are just not Kennel Club material. (03:11)
Episode #08056
Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream. (04:43)
Episode #08056
Jeremy Lin garners attention for the New York Knicks, Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a Valentine, and Bill McKibben appreciates Canadian opposition to the Keystone XL pipeline. (01:00)
Episode #08054
Ben & Jerry's releases a 2012 election year package that equates the dominance of Americone Dream with that of the Colbert Super PAC. (04:57)
Episode #07124
Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)
Episode #07110
Once the world's most wanted hacker, Kevin Mitnick talks about his start as a phone prankster and his years as a government fugitive. (05:55)
Episode #07103
The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation. (03:36)
Episode #07103
Psychiatrist Nassir Ghaemi believes that mental illness can foster great leadership, but the Republican presidential candidates are too "normal." (06:54)
Episode #07102
Two of the grid diamond's lowest records might fall, and MLB gets in on gambling, giving Stephen control of their Twitter feed. (04:36)
Episode #07095
Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change. (05:47)
Episode #07094
America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing. (04:10)
Stephen weighs in on the protests in Wisconsin, reads Google's definition of Santorum and talks about his penis envy. (04:10)
Stephen covers revolution in the Middle East, and The Report scores LCD Soundsystem's last television appearance. (04:11)
Episode #07021
Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis. (05:34)
Episode #07021
Hosni Mubarak has a rough Valentine's Day, toddlers break the law, and James Murphy likes making coffee. (01:01)
Episode #06099
If an openly gay judge can rule on same-sex marriage, we should just let cases about endangered species be decided by a manatee. (08:34)
Episode #06077
BP operates its oil rig under the Marshall Islands flag, and a couple believes fate brought them together. (04:56)
Episode #05030
Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns. (01:48)
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