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Episode #08101
Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)
Episode #08101
Jesus says nothing about homosexuality, a cunning monkey plans for tomorrow, Republicans fake being Democrats, and Francis Collins shares rude potbelly news. (01:01)
Episode #08072
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum. (02:47)
Episode #08053
Newt Gingrich gains a powerful supporter, America gets a new look at its founding fathers, and Bjork performs a song. (00:33)
Stephen uncovers the Biblical roots of the Snowpocalypse and translates Rush Limbaugh's Chinese broadcast. (04:46)
Episode #08035
An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight. (05:01)
Episode #08034
To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (04:54)
Episode #07107
Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes. (07:36)
Episode #07042
Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci. (00:38)
Episode #06105
Laura Schlessinger gets in trouble over racially charged comments, and Thomas French talks about what it takes to build a zoo. (00:36)
Episode #06105
Spending six years at a zoo made Thomas French start to see people's primal behavior underneath. (06:11)
Episode #06105
Brett Favre returns to football, Laura Schlessinger makes racist comments, and Thomas French discusses zoos. (01:01)
Episode #05094
The CIA shuts down its assassination program, Texas wants Christianity taught in history, and two male penguins end their relationship. (03:48)
Episode #03094
Stephen suggests that by eating endangered animals we can prevent their extinction. (4:09)
Episode #03043
With scientists trying to prove that morality has a biological basis, Stephen thinks it's about time for religion to take things away from science. (3:48)
Episode #03038
After a mama polar bear rejected her cub the zoo planned to care for it but activist Frank Albrecht felt the cub should be killed -- Stephen agrees. (1:49)
Episode #02157
Despite a solar power snafu, Stephen Jr. has been located -- unfortunately in Canada. (4:36)
Episode #02144
Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America. (3:26)
Episode #02113
Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son. (3:44)
Episode #02095
Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States. (7:18)
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