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Episode #01001
Stephen kicks off the inaugural episode with coverage of Greek letters, the bird flu and an alternative fear to fear itself. (0:31)
Episode #01001
Welcome to the very first Colbert Report -- Stephen does it all for you. (1:37)
Episode #01001
Anyone can read the news to you; Stephen promises to feel the news at you. (2:40)
Episode #01001
Stephen runs down America's top five threats -- from the potential decline in cock-fighting to babies. (4:54)
Episode #01001
Stephen and Stone Phillips compare achievements before a short-lived pop-quiz goes down. (5:10)
Episode #01001
Stephen Colbert celebrates the citizenship of actor Peter Mayhew by adding a Chewbacca doll to his set. (1:33)
Episode #01002
Stephen takes on million dollar proms, apes using tools and the six minutes Lesley Stahl has always dreamed about. (0:32)
Episode #01002
Bacchanalia: it means a drunken party named after Bacchus, the Roman god of body shots. (4:47)
Episode #01002
If Michael Chertoff returns all the illegal aliens to their countries, All You Need To Know is that grass seed goes down in the spring, weed-killer in the fall. (1:47)
Episode #01002
Stephen asks Lesley Stahl if the Lifetime Achievement Emmy she received covers her entire life or only her life to date. (5:47)
Episode #01002
Born and raised in Ethiopia until the age of two, Representative Jack Kingston is, in a very real way, an African American. (5:20)
Episode #01002
Stephen reads a cowardly fax from James Brady with whom he jousted on last night's show. (1:49)
Episode #01003
Tonight's episode includes a dictator in court, a celebrity baby, the solution to teen pregnancy and Fareed Zakaria. (0:36)
Episode #01003
Officials have to make Saddam Hussein's trial more dynamic because he is the only character from the original war and the sequel that America still cares about. (4:15)
Episode #01003
Whales/cod vs. polar bears/seal hunters is a close debate, but Stephen does find cod delicious . (3:19)
Episode #01003
Stage Manager Bobby is on notice for referring to "caramel apples" as "candy apples." (1:02)
Episode #01003
Stephen Colbert's respect for Katie Holmes is gone, just like her maidenhead. (2:26)
Episode #01003
Fareed Zakaria classifies himself as a centrist in his views on President George W. Bush's foreign policy. (6:15)
Episode #01003
Stephen Colbert reads extensively screened and edited emails from his viewers. (1:20)